Whateverman!

paint me like one of your french fries

it blows my mind that maris isn’t more popular, incredible pop music

my dog was staring at me for a few minutes while we were on the couch and I couldn’t figure out why until he let out the most heinous fart I’ve ever smelled, I love this guy so much

yesterday the chickens, I went out, and there was a big egg

slipknot self titled would hold up if they put it out now that album is insane

you gotta give props to the dispatch writers to actually know what kine means, thanks bobby for teaching me

gay son or fart daughter

@powderbluuuu aspartame king

record scratch “so I guess you’re wondering how I ended up here” haha lol rofl

@qtcinderella fear& is gonna be good this week

I’m calling it now and feel free to call this cope. TLOAs was intentional rage bait. I can’t prove it yet but someday I’ll be vindicated.

call me dick the way I be sporting my goods

man the black parade still goes so hard

@MIKEV_G so bummed I can’t make it out, yall are gonna kill it

Hand assembled a limited quantity of our album, Miraclecore! Available at tomorrow night’s release show. DIY forever ⚔️✨

ah shit I forgot

@MrAustinShow @PicturesFoIder Is the smart idea in this situation to coast and restart the engine before throttling back up or is there a reset you can use without having to? genuine question because I know you know a lot of shit

@PicturesFoIder Compressor stall. A very manageable emergency. The reason you’re only seeing this on Twitter is because this plane landed safely with no issue

Can someone explain what in the world is going on with that plane?! 😳

@hyundiaelantra some call you the bangbus of love brother 🤙

@PersonthePerso2 xbox360 summer

@hyundiaelantra he’s a real one for that

I would quit this app but sadly no other social media platform has figured out how to automatically refresh my feed and replace a post I wanted to read with an ad for the state of israel

@Kuro_Lines @falco @BDaveWalters @ShoobiArt @whoatemyteeth you’re killing it, keep it up

@falco @BDaveWalters @ShoobiArt @whoatemyteeth Cheers bruv, It's been an absolute pleasure

very happy we finally got D&D out the door. everyone is being very nice, and I’m stoked to release everything else we have planned. 💌 little thank you thread.

@ShoobiArt @falco @BDaveWalters @Kuro_Lines @whoatemyteeth you got me hooked from the first frame, can’t wait to see more, good fuckin work dude

@falco @BDaveWalters @Kuro_Lines @whoatemyteeth thanks for making it all happen! glad I could contribute alongside such talented people 🙏