Matt Price

@TheCousinSal What about now?

Pro football is simply unbeatable. I feel awful for all other sports.

@ringer Hopefully the shout out isn’t the highlight of @BillSimmons night.

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@BerenCross Like we’ve all been saying, the 4-3-3 unlocks everything.

Full time: Leeds United 3-3 Liverpool. Incredible game and a momentous fightback after two minutes of madness. Seven days that could turn their season. #lufc

@SeanFennessey @VanLathan @TheBigPic Honestly, I’m pleasantly surprised that @ringer allowed a less than rapturous reaction to a PTA movie be heard. Thought it was a very fun but kinda ridiculous movie with a slow start. Bad guys were so cartoonish that I just couldn’t take it that seriously.

ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER: A Second Opinion, with @VanLathan, on @TheBigPic: open.spotify.com/episode/5By9EG…

@TheCousinSal I guessed you’d guess 31-13. I too have the gift.

Don’t watch this unless you want to know the exact final score of tonight’s Ohio St/ND game as predicted by a world-renowned mentalist.

Summarize the 1st half in one image for the US...🇺🇸🇲🇽

@NFL_Scorigami Love it. Almost makes up for Hutchinson… oh wait, no it doesn’t.

DET 47 - 9 DAL Final That's Scorigami!! It's the 1087th unique final score in NFL history.

@grahamruthven Looks like a hostage. Should’ve put a tiny “LP” before the two T’s.

He's just seen the CBs he has to pick from

@harvilla @waylibrary Pulp in Toronto tonight?

PERRYSBURG OHIO! i'm at the @waylibrary tonight at 6 p.m., come hang out and we can talk about the time i saw the cherry poppin' daddies at an old bank somewhere in town waylibrary.libcal.com/event/12333509

@FOXSoccer @ByDougMcIntyre As a USMNT and England (distant second) fan, gotta say it’s been a nice little Wednesday. Might not even have time to hit Bed, Bath and Beyond (RIP).

Gregg Berhalter is out as USMNT head coach, per @ByDougMcIntyre 🇺🇸

Not sure if we should be flattered or offended but to answer all of you at once: no, we are not covering the USMNT game tonight.

The #USMNT will face a first-choice Uruguayan team at Arrowhead Stadium tonight. No changes from La Celeste's last match against Bolivia, which only had one change from their Copa America opener against Panama. 🇺🇸🇺🇾

Would have been a much better night if Weah had stuck around for 90 minutes and Biden exited after 18.

@SeanSJordan Gronk

Hey there! Who do you want your hear on AFE that’s never been on?!?!

@grahamruthven Can I throw “dumbest red cards you’ve ever seen?” into the @TotalSoccerShow mailbag via Twitter?

Players do dumb shit sometimes. He’ll be fine.

@yasisalek @harvilla @ChrisRyan77 @ringer If @harvilla didn’t draft Common People everything I thought I knew about the world is a lie. Unless @chrisryan77 stole it, in which case, well played.

That was fun @harvilla @ChrisRyan77 @ringer

@RyanJayBailey May I suggest some sort of sweeter/millimeter rhyme for the intro?

Wow that ball crossed the line by an insanely thin margin. What an insane shoutout

@MenInBlazers Is there a gif of a Panamanian left back with acres to himself?

Describe that first half with a GIF 🤷‍♂️ pic.twitter.com/ThwsVJQHi4

@AudunMan @SheaSerrano Like skipping a rock across a lake.

another question for my soccer expert friends: you know how in basketball everyone shoots the ball but some people shoot the ball BEAUTIFULLY (steph, klay, zach lavine, etc) is there a soccer version of that? like are there some players who kick the ball BEAUTIFULLY

@grahamruthven Yowza! Hopefully Gaga or Sean Johnson can step up in the Gold Cup after the Mets sign him for 5 years, $200 million tomorrow.

Ehhhhhhh so Matt Turner is secretly amazing at baseball???