Matt Frye

@flea333 Yep

I enjoy the photographs of the moon.

@engineers_feed What if I just glanced at it?

The Elephant’s Foot in Chernobyl - looking at it for 300 seconds left you 2 days to live.

@TerribleMaps I guess one leg is longer than the other

@TerribleMaps Wtf is going on in Canada? They have slightly more than 4 limbs?

The average number of limbs per person

@messedupfoods Who says you have to choose, they're all lined up there for a reason. Go big or go home.

What’s the correct choice here? 🤔

@TRIGGERHAPPYV1 TSA is a joke and has been since they started.

A man with a prosthetic leg was waiting in the mobility assistance line at DFW Airport when a TSA agent openly questioned his disability in front of other passengers

@ClaudiaValenteC @typesfast I see Mario walking away from us on the right side

@typesfast 🤩

Wait, the moon isn’t all grey?

@messedupfoods All you're gonna do is cause my food to sweat and be soggy and not good when you arrive. I'm at my house if I need to reheat things I can pretty easily.

@TRIGGERHAPPYV1 I got 15k in cash once to buy a used car, I called the bank told them what I was gonna do gave a day to get the cash then went and picked it up. She's doing this for a video and they can feel the deception. When you're doing things legit they work out better.

A woman was denied when she tried to withdraw $20,000 in cash from her bank and staff immediately pressed her about how she intended to use the funds

@CEOofFuggy It should work like a glorified vacuum cleaner how the fuck can they not get it to work properly?

Did Lockheed even test this pile of garbage?

@ClownWorld I would be fine with that

A 12% service charge instead of tipping. It goes to the staff, but does this feel better or worse than leaving a tip yourself?

Will Ferrell’s Eastbound & Down (2009) blooper outtake feels like an endurance test. Danny McBride and Craig Robinson holding it together while he keeps pushing to break them.

@theballisorange It's for the alcoholic anorexic. Gotta get wasted with the fewest calories

I found the saddest beverage

How the luthier knot keeps guitar strings tight and perfectly tuned

New episode out now. We handle it with class.

BREAKING: An experimental gene therapy ear injection has cured deafness for 10 out of 10 patients in clinical trial.

@latestinspace If the toilet is the reason the mission is a failure NASA is done. 😂

#BREAKING 🚨: Artemis II astronauts are now reporting a bad burning smell emanating around their toilet

@InsaneReality After I saw that note I would've talked to the manager and she would've gotten nothing.

lol they expecting too much

@stats_feed It would be normal and not even a thing after like 6 months

Do you think it should be socially acceptable for women to be topless in public like men?