Matt

when she makes you put the ac on 69

@Applebees $7.50 for a well vodka shot and you wonder why you’re slow

my first PTO week ever 😆 god i’m such a loser lmao

i can’t deal with the sheer beauty of this girl

i’m so glad i didn’t end up with all the girls i had crushes on. fugly and old now 😂

damn.. god works in mysterious ways.. if. i didn’t lose you i wouldn’t have found her 😫

i’m fat

is it just me or do ppl on those weight loss shots look worse skinny like sick?

i started thinking my luck was running out but nope 😂 blessed af

why are you calling me “my love”

@Thac_tich clean it

Bro to bro, your girlfriend did this, what would you do??

why couldn’t i be getting all this female attention when i wanted it 😩

@Bensema80 @TheManOfNuances they actually do tho

@TheManOfNuances Nobody is fucking her urethra for fucks sake.

Signs of a wh*0e 1. Blowjob expert.

YOU GUYS WOULD BE SURPRISED AT HOW MANY PEOPLE JUST SIT IN THEIR HOUSE. THAT’S IT. THAT’S THEIR LIFE.

cream pies to no contact is crazy

i’m enjoying be alone way too much 😭

@xmanicprincessx dm me?

@xmanicprincessx can you dm me plz

i just got such a good tiktok handle 🎉

why is every girl i talk to 27