Matt Getty

@AMCTheatres Posting this here because no one at AMC will respond. So you're threatening to cancel my "A-List" membership because you don't staff your theaters to allow me to comply with your rules. I guess, I'm sorry for trying to be a loyal customer. Shame on me.

@MaryScarlett2u Thanks! I take that as high praise, since I find nothing more difficult than a summary.

I don't know anything about the author (yet), but man, can he write a summary!

@basaghan @oscilloscopelit Thanks so much! By the way, there's a longer, novel version of “When my Girlfriend Lost the Weight” out there, steadily collecting rejections over the last few years. So keep your fingers crossed that it goes from manuscript to book one day.

@mattgetty @oscilloscopelit I rarely click on promoted tweets, but I really enjoyed this one! I read some of your other works, I really liked “When my Girlfriend Lost the Weight”.

My new short story, "The Back of My Neck," is out today in @oscilloscopelit. Give it a read if you're looking for a quick take on where love, violence, identity, and pest control intersect: bit.ly/3cYrIGY

My new short story, "The Back of My Neck," is out today in @oscilloscopelit. Give it a read if you're looking for a quick take on where love, violence, identity, and pest control intersect: bit.ly/3cYrIGY

Proud to make my gift to Dickinson on Day of Giving! #dsongives

Recorded an #acoustic #folk #lullaby of sorts: soundcloud.com/paper-rocket-r…

New track: Surf-guitar played through @iZotopeInc Trash 2 over @CyclickBob drum samples from @computermusicuk. soundcloud.com/paper-rocket-r…

S-town's John B. Mclemore's hedge maze on Google maps @33.2025584,-87.1315637,204m/data=!3m1!1e3!4m5!3m4!1s0x0:0x0!8m2!3d33.20247!4d-87.131125" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">google.com/maps/place/33%…

Produced another #punk track for The Gags. soundcloud.com/paper-rocket-r…

Most insightful thing I read today: Insulting nicknames are a sign of unconditional love among male friends. From The Nix by @nathanreads

Produced a #synthpop track with the help of some great virtual gear from @computermusicuk soundcloud.com/paper-rocket-r…

One thing about me, I definitely know when to say when. Any time I ask a question about time. #oneliners

Whenever someone mentions @Big_Little_Lies to me, I tell them, "You mean Big Little Lies, not Big Little Eyes." This can go on forever.

If I were a supercomputer my secret identity would be a cash register. #idontgetit

Tried my hand at producing an #acoustic upbeat #indiefolk song: bit.ly/2oykMZ7

Merging enviro-pessimism and sci-fi hope, #allthebirdsinthesky by @charliejane is a powerful parable for our age bit.ly/1YyOXwa

I think there is one thing more important than the man of genius—and that is the genius of man.

Proud to make my gift for the Day of Giving. #dsongives

Bird #nothingbuttrailers