Matt Goldich
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Matt Goldich
@MattGoldich
I write jokes for @latenightseth. Stand-up special NO QUESTIONS ASKED out now! https://t.co/ZzVOeIGJie


Buddy of mine sent me this mix we made back in the year of our lord 1996. 😂 I think it seriously holds up.



Josh Johnson has now replaced injured #Commanders QB Marcus Mariota (hand).

JUST IN: Newly released documents reveal that Jeffrey Epstein met with Michael Jackson.

Breaking News: Workers began adding President Trump’s name to the Kennedy Center, despite no action by Congress to legally rename it. This sparked outrage among the Kennedy family, since it was built to be a living memorial to the 35th president. nyti.ms/457tvY0


genuinely so confused how j***** d*** is still getting film roles he’s not that good & he currently looks like a corpse





