Matthew Goodyear

@newscomauHQ Pies

A public health alert has been issued for one Aussie capital after a confirmed case of a highly-contagious disease was linked to a returned overseas traveller. news.com.au/lifestyle/heal…

@newscomauHQ Fk you lot. Im off to silly sollys and buying all the toilet paper and water and $5 frozen piss

@Monica55dzrh It literally says the answer in the question...lupitas dad. He is lupitas dad. He is also dad to 4 other girl. ..holy phuk are people really saying ither names? Im kinda high rigjt now and I can still see the amswer before I finish reading

Everyone is answering wrong 😏 Think carefully… Lupita’s dad has 5 daughters: Lala, Lele, Lili, Lolo… What is the name of the missing daughter? Comment your answer (No cheating

@Monica55dzrh @AuthorJLindsey Only an idiot wouldn't say lupita

@newscomauHQ She needed a wee?

Just 90 minutes into the broadcast, Savannah Guthrie’s Today show co-host, Craig Melvin, announced that she needed “to leave a little early.” news.com.au/entertainment/…

@eliaosir @ABC Americans are dumb

Actors Daniel Radcliffe, Luke Evans, Nathan Lane and Rose Byrne are among the nominees for the 79th Tony Awards, which were announced Tuesday morning. abcnews.link/1ltQHOZ

@omeara_kathy @3642Mac @Monica55dzrh Different parts of what county? Twitter isnt a country

@3642Mac @Monica55dzrh different parts of the country do things different maybe?? lol Im from New England we put butter and milk or cream in mashed. I am 70 I have lived and worked in potato country Maine. yes they put milk and butter in too.

@Eman_8282 Brian, carl and Denis

@MelGlbsonFan82 Oh damnmm.....nice legs 🥰🥰🥰

@ABC Fkn america ..yeah let all the dick wads have gun. Good one

DEVELOPING: Multiple victims have been reported in a shooting at the Mall of Louisiana, according to the mayor of Baton Rouge. The shooter remains at large, police said. abcnews.link/evn1oMG

@PollSter_Mike1 Noones seem batman?!?!

Can you name ONE movie for Ben Affleck that is NOT Gone Girl, The Town, or Argo?

fuck you

@rob_mcknight Every day new sheets!

New video uploaded: Why on earth did the AFL delete this video? | McKnight Tonight Watch here: youtube.com/watch?v=Uio3Tn… The AFL deleted a video where players were asked how often they change their bedsheets. The answers were... illuminating. One bloke hadn't changed his in a year. Another didn't even know it was a thing you had to do. The AFL pulled it after complaints it reinforced gender stereotypes — that boys aren't socialised to do household chores. Rob's take? The AFL have shown themselves to be weak. It was a fun, honest, humanising piece of content. Nobody was scripting a gender narrative. These were real answers from real young men about their actual lives. Why does every organisation capitulate the moment someone gets upset? That's the question. Watch Rob's full rant — and find out whether he's done the sheets lately. 🛏️ 📺 McKnight Tonight streams Monday, Wednesday & Thursday at 8pm AEST. 📰 Media McKnight drops every Tuesday. Subscribe for more media analysis, interviews and opinion. #McKnightTonight #AFL #AustralianFootball #SportsSocial #GenderStereotypes #MediaCommentary #RobMcKnight #NewsCommentary #AustralianMedia #sportsnews

@WilliamShatner Bill, piss everyone off and appear on the Orville as a character called Jim who gets crushed by a falling walk way

To put a stop to this ridiculous rumor once and for all. READ 👇🏻

@rob_mcknight Who would of thought using the original cast playing the original roles in a sequel series! Here's looking at you @nbc ( No Bloody Clue) and knight rider 2008 and quantum leap 2022! No OG cast, no success. Look at Malcolm in the middle to see how done.

Malcolm in the Middle: Life's Still Unfair is absolutely brilliant! Funny and emotional (I cried). This is how you bring back an old show - great storytelling and evolution. Bravo to everyone involved.

@Matt_Pinner Howard mandell

Can you name ONE famous Canadian?

@mr_d4 @theTiser Ive looked around, do you have a source fo his conviction? Or the evidence used ? Obviously you wouldn't congratulate him without it

@theTiser This guy deserves a medal!

A young NSW man took the law into his own hands and “beat the sh*t” out of a “predator” grooming a girl for sex. He took action after she went to police but was dissatisfied by their response, a court has heard. 📌 READ MORE: bit.ly/4eeSrSJ

@IranArmyMedia Dear Iranians Come to Australia, you'll be welcome. We think the Americans are ***ts as well

Dear Americans, Your President is a Pedophile

@newscomauHQ Women will somehow blame men for this

A former teacher has sobbed in court. Full story: bit.ly/4s82gVV

@Brooklynmonk @ApostateProphet 9/11 was a revenge attack. You dickwads attack the middle east and they hit you back

@ApostateProphet The attack on the World Trade Center was terrorism The conflict in Gaza was a reaction to October 7th and a lengthy list of terrorist attacks launched by Hamas

Counterterrorism.