Matt Hart

This may be an unpopular opinion but birds need to shut the hell up in general.

The Yearling EP is live now! There has never been a better time to support Canadian artists! Name your own price, or download for free. Thanks for sticking with me 25 years after my debut album. Xo, Matt. therussianfuturists.bandcamp.com/album/the-year… Streaming platforms soon!

Anyone up for some new music? #TheYearling

WHERE MY BIG, BEAUTIFUL DAWGZ AT?? @Shanemgillis hosting #SNL LET'S GOOO! #SHANEGILLIS

Wow, that season of #TrueDetective. Yikes on bikes. Remember when you complained about season 2??!!

Chucks and Vans are butt ugly. Docs and Blundstones, too IMO.

Is there anything more depressing than when someone refers to their dog as a "Fur Baby"?! "Pet Parent" is runner up.

@burntmeatloaf Heard good things!

@matthartrf Wok and roast on Broadview at Gerard...always!

Where is your fave Char Siu (Chinese BBQ pork) in T.O? Urgent!

@WimThatley Thank you, sir!

Holy smokes! Is there a Skinamarink reference in the new @DojaCat video?.?? youtu.be/qwtyEKTGGQ8?si…

@karmacakedotca Oh it wasn't a criticism at all! I just wasn't sure if u ok or something bad happened! Not based on pics at all!

@matthartrf 3 days at oshie. very little sleep. very little food and... also... no makeup. LOL A nap, some fried chicken and a facial will make me look right as rain. I promise.

went from this to this real fast. LOL

The greatest trick that the Devil ever played was convincing Man that he could sleep in jeans.

I accidentally mistook old cheddar for mozzarella and used it it in mozzarella application! SEND HELP!!!!! #CheeseIdentification

@ScottyMarkets Haha, who's directing it? Who's in the cast?

@matthartrf Still waiting for the life changing movie “Precious Metals” to come out. Explains itself 🤭💿🎶

Is There Will Be Blood in the top 3 films of our lifetime? If you disagree, please explain why you're wrong.

Can someone PLEASE explain that Sideshow Bob lookin' ass haircut that all of the kids are rockin right now? Mfing teenage boys gettin perms, like what? You know you look like broccoli, right?

WHAT IN THE HELL DID I JUST WITNESS???!!!! #BeauIsAfraid

Please support my new charity Slush Puppies for Gremlins. #SlushPups4Gremz

I know this is controversial but I'm getting pretty sick of ghosts.