Milky Marv

Fuck Wes Streeting, I'd rather not be Labour voter than have that mong running the show.

Everyone is getting too hyped about Spurs going down, they're gonna jinx it and ruin it for everyone else. I don't want read articles and tweets about it and get excited just for them to stay up.

I see now the #CarabaoCup is a 'Major Final' now Arsenal are in it, but when Newcastle won it was a Mickey mouse, tin pot piece of shit. Get fucked. #NUFC

12 years. 253 appearances. A leader on and off the pitch. 🥹 We can confirm that Jamaal Lascelles has completed a permanent switch to Leicester City.

Why can't, and aren't, Newcastle loaning players from the Saudi league when we are all owned by PIF when ChelsBlueCo and City group do exactly the same player farming? Is there a rule? Does PIF just not care that much about us atm? What's the crack? #NUFC #SaudiProLeague

Today we remember Christian Atsu on his birthday. 🖤🤍 Forever in our hearts. 🙏

Embarrassing. I don't want to see no apology posts from players or owt like that either. Just fuck off. #nufc

Crofty begging for Lewis to get a penalty every single week just for us to hear about "British bias" 🙄

We are fucking shit. #nufc

P2 belongs to Lewis Hamilton not Charles Leclerc x.com/mediabysim/sta…

Well that's not going to help the Mclaren conspiracy theories is it 😂😂😂😂 #SingaporeGP

Also yes my head's gone 😂😂

These cheating fucking tramps, Gabriel shouldn't have been on the pitch after punching Woltemade. I'd rather Isak wins the league and golden boot than these horrible terrorists.

Where's this atmosphere been the rest of the match #nufc

LANDO OUT. ISACK UP!!!!

Men can stay up til 2 a.m., wake up at 6, be in debt, broke, alone, and still have faith that one day, everything will work out. It's called being a man.

New season, same old LiVARpool

Brunooooo 💉💉💉💉

I wish they'd bring back 10 pound poms, I'd be out of here like a shot. Green and Gold suitcase, the lot. I'd even be a 10,000 pound pom. I'd renounce this hell hole and never look back.

I'd let Isak not play for the remainder of his contract and just discipline and dock wages every week until his contract runs out, and by then he would have not played competitive club football for 3 years, we lose out on fee but his career would be in the mud.