Matthew Cooper

I want this pinned at the top of my profile forever

“I was born in 2006” sounds so fake, no one was born on the road to WrestleMania 22

Had us HYPE 🗣️ Shoutout Dylan.

Jordan Spieth final round 69 (-1) at the 2015 U.S. Open. A wild finish at Chambers Bay that gave him his second major of the year.

Julio Rodríguez hits a game-tying two-run homer! It's a five-run @Mariners inning 🔱

Rory being asked about Bryson’s performance today

Randy Arozarena takes flight! The @Mariners pull ahead 🔱

Roars for Rory after a chip-in birdie on No. 17. #themasters

The irony is quite literally unbelievable. This franchise is 1000000000% cursed

Tim Lincecum That guy rocked.

@Softykjr 100% would've gotten tackled near the 25 yard line

To this day still dont get why Polk just didnt keep running right to the far pylon instead of cutting back inside. He would have scored!!

Prince Fielder That guy rocked.

April 8, 2001: Tiger Woods wins The Masters and completes the “Tiger Slam” (holding all four major championships simultaneously).

An iconic swing by an iconic player. Welcome to Tempo Town, through the years.

April blooms at Augusta National Golf Club. #themasters

Braylon Mullins. Jim Ross. #UConn

One of the most unbelievable moments you will EVER see. 😱 #MarchMadness

OH MY GOODNESS 😱 UCONN LEADSSSS UNBELIEVABLE #MarchMadness

Why did Kenny Lofton just claim he hit a hole in one on Hole 9 at Augusta? It's a par 4

Luka Doncic is on an insane 435-point scoring 11-game span. Here are the 101 top scoring 11-game spans in NBA history:

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