Matthew Jensen

@horseysurprise HAHAHAHAHAHA

@MrBeast Heard you on the pod with Steve Bartlett tonight and wow!

What are some good ideas that fit this format World’s Strongest Man vs 100 kids Or World’s tallest teen vs shortest in basketball I will read all replies on this tweet, need some good inspiration of world class talent vs something for a coming up video

What’s the one tech gadget you’d trade coffee for? (Me: Nothing. Coffee wins. Prove me wrong.) #TechLife #CoffeeLovers

RT @DCFilmNews: ‘SUPERMAN’ promotional standee at Tokyo Comic Con! (via @2501_godzilla)

@DavidSpade No kidding! Wow! I've NEVER listened to EVERY SINGLE episode of a podcast EVER ... except Fly on the Wall AND Superfly! You and @danacarvey are the absolute BEST!

Then fuckin beat it. Stop following me simp

What if? Has anyone ever even tried???

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@RealJohnDough I just said that yesterday.

NFTs will be back, Stock up

Man, this RAV4 from Kelowna Toyota can handle anything. #offroadingdoneright #backroadbadboy

Worth it just to see what rolls out of his mind. ⚡❤️ #myteenageson #teenagerhumor #exceptheisserious

I guess it's true what they say: love hurts. ❤️💪🏻✈️ #lovehurtsliterally #elbowgate #lovemetender

With the cost of everything these days, you gotta go for deals like this. #theparker #palmsprings

It just goes to show that you too can't not be disappointed by a freak tiny coffee service accident. 🐜☕#zoolander #coffee

Had to sleigh this beat with a fresh brewed rap for Christmas Eve. #christmascoffee #christmasrap 🎄☕

She's not wrong. #coffeeloversknow #whatsonemorecup

His joke, not mine. #dadjoke #coffeepuns w/ @stephencipes @summerhillwine

His joke, not mine. #dadjoke #coffeepuns w/ @stephencipes @summerhillwine

True coffee lovers when they drink the Instant Coffee someone INSISTS is "just as good" as fresh brewed. #instantcoffee #coffee #coffeetime #coffeelover #morningcoffee #coffeeshop

No matter how tiny the mistake my kids always make this noise to make sure I know I'm a total idiot. #snortlaughing #chortles #snotnosekids