Matt Holden

we have lost a giant. a shining star in the beige tide.

@ukboomers s-tier rage bait account 😭😭😭

Our lovely little holiday home in Cornwall. Our daughter asked if she could stay there with the kids this summer. Honey, we'd love to but it's booked on Airbnb all through August. £400 a night. We're not a charity. She earns £35,000 a year she can find a Travelodge.

@nypost 15 majors says otherwise

Tiger Woods has always been a fraud to anyone who cared to look trib.al/EmqzUAJ

@ThinkingUSD grave dancing flood coming again!

Have a great weekend everyone

@db_fink correct

My grand unified theory of British politics is really simple. They're retards. That's it, that's the theory. I would say on average, 4 times per week, something will happen and someone will ask me my opinion, and I'll say well what do you think happened, and I'll hear some labyrinthine conspiracy theory about internecine factional warfare, and who is donating to who, and who owes who money, and who is shagging which journalist, and I'll say - ok, but have you considered: the guy is just a fucking retard? And no one can compete with the simple mathematical elegance of this theory. "Why do you think Starmer borrows so much to fund the economically incompetent? Do you think the Communist industry is pulling the strings" (ideas conceived by the mentally deranged) No. I think he's a fucking dipshit. Remember when Zack Polanski managed to get away with becoming leader of a major party after saying he could increase boob sizes with hypnosis? And everyone was clutching their pearls going 'oh what do they know, is the polling bad? Is it over?' and it turned out - no, he was just fucking retarded. Like if you start out from this simple truth, 'they're all retarded' and you base all your political assumptions on that, you will be happier, you will be better off, you will be right most of the time, people will think you're possessed of preternatural insight, if you simply read the news and see what guys in Westminster are doing and say 'they're doing that because they are retarded'. I used to keep this a secret because I like grifting retainers out of having some secret occult knowledge about UK politics but it's getting to be too much - so I'm just going to start publicising it. They're retarded. That's it, that's the secret. Use that knowledge, vote on the basis of that knowledge, make every significant decision in your life based on this simple truth - your politicians are fucking retarded.

@osf_rekt did this with a spare MacBook and let it rip without having to firewall it from the main mac

if you're like me and bought a mac mini for openclaw stuff and haven't touched it since claude got good...i found a use for it. install another instance of Claude desktop on it and let it control the computer to run other tasks autonomously while you work on your main machine. it's basically a second employee that never stops.

@osf_rekt the 🐐 OSF!!!

such a good read by ovi! 1000x your productivity with a “rekt brain”

@osf_rekt @sjdedic this

@sjdedic the worrying thing is that the demand is probably rather price inelastic atm…i wonder if anyone would flinch if the sub fee went 50% higher

The real divide in society today doesn’t come from religion, politics or wealth inequality. It comes from who’s paying for Claude Max and who isn’t.

@90sfootball @PeteManUtdShirt best set we ever produced

Manchester United shirts in 1992/93. (via @PeteManUtdShirt)

@alexfmac vibe coding RNA, wild

AlphaFold & OpenAI & man with extreme agency reversed cancer in a dying dog. What a hero. What a time to be alive.

@GwartyGwart banger 🤣

Why don’t they just tokenize the oil in the Middle East and transport it across permissionless financial rails, thereby avoiding the Strait of Hormuz altogether

@davidicke this might top Prince and Charlie Murphy…

I was invited by Prince to one of his shows at the O2 in London in 2007. We had a good chat afterwards. He knew a lot about the conspiracy for human enslavement that's for sure.

@ThinkingUSD hyperliquid

No second date but at least she understands the nuances between convex options and linear perpetual swap derivatives

@scottmelker this is the mismatched TAM @RaoulGMI has been talking about

When Brian Armstrong posted that AI agents can’t open bank accounts but can use crypto wallets - and that there will soon be more AI agents making transactions than humans - it stuck with me. Not because it was an extraordinary prediction, but because of how casually it hinted at something massive. If AI agents start transacting on our behalf - buying compute, paying for data, negotiating access to tools, coordinating with other machines - the internet could slowly evolve into an economy where software becomes an active economic participant. Imagine waking up and your personal AI agent - let’s call it BaseAgent - has already been working for hours. Overnight, it rented a short burst of GPU compute to process a batch of research you received while you were asleep. It paid a data provider a few cents to access a niche dataset, pulled what it needed, and moved on. By the time you check your phone, the results are already summarized and sitting at the top of your inbox. Later that day, BaseAgent notices a temporary spike in demand across distributed compute markets. Because you’ve allowed it to monetize idle resources, it leases a portion of your workstation’s unused GPU capacity into the marketplace. Somewhere across the world, another agent is paying to borrow those cycles. You don’t notice anything - your computer keeps humming softly under the desk. That evening, BaseAgent notices a new contract posted to a marketplace offering a reward for a rapid breakdown of unusual activity across several DeFi protocols. Rather than taking on the entire job itself, it assembles a small network of specialized agents - one traces wallet flows across chains, another maps liquidity movements, and a third identifies possible arbitrage patterns. Within minutes, the work is completed, the analysis is submitted, and the reward is automatically split among the agents through their wallets. There are no subscriptions to manage, no invoices to chase, and no billing departments in the middle. Just machines negotiating prices and settling payments instantly, around the clock. It sounds futuristic, but it’s not as far away or bizarre as it might seem. AI agents weren’t designed to operate inside traditional financial systems built around accounts, approvals, and human identity. Crypto, on the other hand, was built from day one to move value across the internet without permission. In that sense, the two are a natural match. Once machines can transact freely, they begin behaving like economic participants. They compare prices, outsource work, assemble networks, and move capital faster than any human ever could. If that world emerges - and I think it will - crypto stops being something people speculate on and starts becoming something their software needs. And when tens or hundreds of millions of AI agents begin demanding internet-native money to do business with each other, owning the assets that power that system may look less like speculation and more like being early once again.

@tomosman aiseo.uk

Best SEO guy on here if I want to absolutely dominate a keyword for the next 10 years?

@isaaacdotdev @OpenAIDevs same for me on business, just came on X to see if just me - CC @thsottiaux

Is it me or codex is super slow rn ? @OpenAIDevs I'm on the plus tiers though, but soooooo slow on 5.4. Anyone sponsoring a pro tiers or some tokens out there ? (anything built with it will be oss of course)

@pencharliee bring back thielcore!

this hit home

🫡 the manors team!!!

@mattshumer_ NORM!

My OpenClaw knows he fucked up and is too scared to respond :(

@stephenxduffy @chainyoda UK Cabal?

@chainyoda Are we a KOL agency now?

Which dubai KOL agency is running London’s KOL campaign?