Matthew Sherman

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Matthew Sherman

Matthew Sherman

@mattjack54

Katılım Nisan 2023
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Matthew Sherman
Matthew Sherman@mattjack54·
"They replaced my mop water with Sprite. I mopped the whole 3rd floor before I even thought to do a taste test." #AbbottElementary
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"We did it for 16 years. That's hardly a tradition." I've been driving up to Maine with a friend to help her and her parents hand out candy for the past 4 Halloweens (they get a LOT of trick-or-treaters), and we consider that a tradition. #Scrubs
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Looks to me like Casey and Amanda are in the clear. Better luck next time, Bill. #WillTrent
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"I hope you have a prosperous night." I need to remember that so I can say it if I ever visit a strip club. #WillTrent
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