Matthew Sherman

I'm surprised Melissa and Jacob don't regularly carpool, given that they are roommates. #AbbottElementary

I like that Dia grabbed the spotlight this episode. #AbbottElementary

"Did you poison Morton? You can be honest I get it." #AbbottElementary

Ava's assistant is the prankster?! #AbbottElementary

"They replaced my mop water with Sprite. I mopped the whole 3rd floor before I even thought to do a taste test." #AbbottElementary

Mellissa being photoshopped into the Dallas Cowboys being what crosses the line for her. #AbbottElementary

That is a quality whoopie cushion. #AbbottElementary

I don't trust Mort Calling out sick. This seems like part of the prank. #AbbottElementary

"Just hormones?" #Scrubs

"We did it for 16 years. That's hardly a tradition." I've been driving up to Maine with a friend to help her and her parents hand out candy for the past 4 Halloweens (they get a LOT of trick-or-treaters), and we consider that a tradition. #Scrubs

"it's not what she would want." And how do you know what she would want, Morgan? #HighPotential

Damn she really DOES know those tunnels #HighPotential

That ceiling shot was a thing of beauty. #HighPotential

"It's not a competition." In my experience, yes it is, and I always lose. #HighPotential

IT WAS A TRAP?! #HighPotential

Captain Wagner is a widower? #HighPotential

Looks to me like Casey and Amanda are in the clear. Better luck next time, Bill. #WillTrent

"I hope you have a prosperous night." I need to remember that so I can say it if I ever visit a strip club. #WillTrent

Bill is pissing me the fuck off! #WillTrent

I'm getting flashbacks to Bobby's junkyard from Supernatural. #WillTrent