Matt Jenne

The only downside of being at Kauffman is we can’t hear @DShulman_ESPN and @TablerPat call the game

@JoshMalina Is your big toe a repurposed thumb?

So, I didn’t get the foot-modeling gig. Thought it was my best self-tape too.

@JasonKander Look into your dns setup. If it’s been changed recently it could affect incoming mail but not outgoing.

I seem to be able to send email but not receive it. This has gone on for two days. I'm not asking for advice about this, but if you've sent me an email or replied to an email of mine in the past 2 days with no response from me, please DM me and let me know. Ugh.

@rob_harry 7’2”?!

Stranger: (excitedly) Can I guess?! Rob: Can I stop you? Stranger: 6'4"?! R: No. S: 6'5"?! R: No. S: 6'6"?! R: No. S: I give up! R: Tough luck, have a good day (gets on elevator).

@avalonlaundry @QoqoBulos @davidfrum CV so

Russia's basic negotiating dilemma: Its military power and its economic strength are shrinking much faster than its diplomatic goals.

@Stewart172 Your gig flying cargo planes full of rubber dog shit out of Hong Kong not working out?

@Stewart172 @Super70sSports 👎

When I say “Unsuccessful pro sports franchise” who pops into your head first?

We all know the best way to say “I Love You” is to ask, “Do you want to go to Addison’s for some Nachos Bianco and Mojito Fries?” We are open for Valentine’s Day! Come join us downtown for drinks and good eats to celebrate the most romantic night of the year.

Our MAA Board of Directors always brings the Tiger spirit to their meetings – especially on a Black and Gold Friday! #StripeTheState

@Stewart172 I am, I am. Just being cheeky

@Stewart172 From college?

@MizzouEducation @LeighNeier @MizzouAthletics @MizzouHoops @CuonzoMartin @MizzouWBB @MizzouWrestling @LeighNeier is the bomb. We are lucky to have her in our community!

Students in @LeighNeier’s School Health and Student Well-Being class heard from @MizzouAthletics leaders today. @mizzouhoops coach @CuonzoMartin, @mizzouwbb coach Chris Bracey, and @mizzouwrestling coach Tyrel Todd gave students advice on teaching and coaching.

@Stewart172 Oh, I thought that was a current picture.

@Stewart172 @Super70sSports You stil playing soccer?

@Dave_Matter Code Red!

Dawson Downing shot out of a cannon

@Dave_Matter @davetownsendesq @davetownsendesq leading off the second hour of the parade!

@davetownsendesq wins homecoming

@Dave_Matter Hey Baby, won’t you be my girl

Great question. Suggestions?

@Dave_Matter Yep, that’s me right there in the center field bleachers

Seeing lots of Mizzou black & gold here tonight.

@MizzouFootball Mizzou Boston takeover!

Shippin’ up to … Boston #MIZ 🐯🏈