Socrates Fortlow

Come the fuck on Bellinger.

Everyone in the house loves the Goo Factory because it actually gives them something to do. #fishtanklive

Yankees getting shut out at this point in the season is not a good sign.

Yankees always have automatic outs littered throughout the lineup.

YANKEES GOT A HIT I CAN'T BELIEVE IT

McMahon gotta be benched man.

Is Kurtz retarded.

Grichuk completely misses a hanger right down the pipe.

Didn't realize until now that the Yankees have zero fucking hits.

Ryan Weathers cookin.

Ryan McMahon sure loves his first pitch swing automatic outs.

"Wage growth among higher-income US households is now outpacing lower-earning cohorts by the widest margin in over a decade, according to an analysis by the Bank of America Institute." There's a shocker.

@itaneverjover Being "bookish" is not a compliment.

#fishtanklive people taking jets book take out of context proves him right. The point is if you constantly need to remind or bring up books you read to make yourself seem cultured or smart, you really aren't, you are just pretentious

Landon calls himself the Tiger King. The original Tiger King was Joe Exotic, a flaming homosexual. #fishtanklive

This playlist is like my MP3 collection. Danny Brown, Gorillaz, Gnarls Barkley, Freddie Gibbs, etc. It's crazy. #fishtanklive

DeCarlos Brown arrests… 1. Capable 2. Capable 3. Capable 4. Capable 5. Capable 6. Capable 7. Capable 8. Capable 9. Capable 10. Capable 11. Capable 12. Capable 13. Capable 14. Capable 15. Incapable to stand trial What a miscarriage of justice. Sickening.

Hey guys let's do the pour stuff under the door bit for 4 hours. #fishtanklive

Great at bat for ben rice.

Rosario oppo. He's good man.

I remember this like it was yesterday. Matsui one of my favorite players ever.