Matthew Rettenmund

I got sick of "hey, that image is fake" "NO, IT'S NOT," so I put them all into 1 post. I promise you, it's a ride.

That's so sad about Nicholas Brendon! Just 54.

@tash_wynarczyk @harriepw A gossip klatch. (And there's nothing wrong with it, except when it starts out as a proper newsroom.)

@harriepw What is a reporter free newsroom????

NEW: LGBTQ+ publisher PinkNews is making its remaining reporters redundant, saying it wants to “move away from having a reporter-led newsroom” to a model where there “isn’t a need for the reporter role”

@harriepw Having no reporters led to their construction of that statement.

Liza Minnelli has canceled her only NYC-area appearance due to illness.

Chuck Norris's fiercest opponent was not liberalism, nor was it Bruce Lee. It was Debbie Reynolds.

Chuck Norris dead at 86. It was weirdly reported yesterday that he was feeling good after a medical emergency, but he was apparently already dead as the family notes he died Thursday morning. extratv.com/2026/03/20/chu…

@billboard He's bonkers. Nobody would be jonesing to work with him after reading his erratic social media musings.

William Orbit Had a ‘Ray of Light’ Sequel Locked and Loaded For Madonna, But Says He Got ‘Nil Response’ billboard.com/music/pop/will…

@EricTrump Trash family.

🤣🤣 One of the great responses to a reporter in history! JAPANESE REPORTER: Why didn't you tell Japan before the Iran war? PRESIDENT TRUMP: "Why didn't you tell ME about PEARL HARBOR?!" "You believe in surprise much more-so than US!"

@RedPillSayian Piers demonstrably has no connection to Epstein. All these twats think every famous person went to the island, and their proof is "but I saw a log online." This person is a human turd. And I hate Piers! But there is a basement below him, and this cretin lives there.

Piers Morgan rage quits after being asked about connection to Epstein and his wife 😳 “I don’t agree with you going to Epstein’s island and having freak off with Ghislaine Maxwell”

@narcissusmax I will accept this answer.

@mattrett Madonna, Cher and Cyndi Lauper ?

Three ladies checking in at the kick-ass legends convention! What an impromptu gathering of icons ... do you know all 3?

@TheMonologist It's an amazing film.

Off the back of ‘Bonnie And Clyde’, ‘Shampoo’ & ‘Heaven Can Wait’ WARREN BEATTY was allowed to co-write, produce, direct & star in this fundamentally boring 3hr plus yawn fest. Incredibly it was nom’d for 12 Oscars & won 3. REDS (1981)

No "Buffy" reboot? How about "The Man from Atlantis" instead?!

Now that we have digital photography that could make a photo of a gathering of all the stars in Hollywood much easier to see, we don't want it. But here's a 1949 shot of MGM luminaries with fun zoom-ins at the link. Even Lassie had a seat at the table. gr8erdays.substack.com/p/mgm-stars-in…

@Amycrocker76Amy Just a hang-out

@mattrett Wow! What movie is this? 😎🎭♥️

@SethAbramovitch Oh, the book was “read” by AI, 💯.

At Liza Minnelli Book Event, the Story Onstage Didn’t Match the One in the Book hollywoodreporter.com/news/general-n…

@TomZohar I would love to hear to hear this tweet in the kid's voice.

I also thought the kid in If I Had Legs I’d Kick You was annoying and I think the filmmakers did that on purpose

@jesuislart97 It's anyone's guess, but it counts as screen acting either way. But I was seeing her as maybe a Sue Mengers type? Or will she be a Mamie Van Doren? Or something unguessable?

@mattrett The question is if she’s gonna be an original character or if she’s gonna play herself.

Since Madonna will break a 20-plus-year acting spell to appear on "The Studio," is it too much to ask that she bring back "Liz Rosenberg" for the Seth Rogen series? youtu.be/oiJkANps0Qw?si…

"Heated Rivalry: The Unauthorized Musical Parody" is so fucking good. When "Big Butt, Cold Heart" is sung at the Tonys one day, remember you heard it here first. open.substack.com/pub/boyculture…

2charm calls their music "gooner pop." Not since "demon twink" have I marveled at such a clever word duo. open.substack.com/pub/boyculture…