Matt Ryan

Very well deserved send off. #Origin

@TomPlayford3 @TKoutsantonisMP 1) it’s still on. 2) what the heck are you on about.

@TKoutsantonisMP Greg actually owns and runs the LIV Golf Tournament, Tom. You'd seriously expect him to say anything else? I read that it was a big dud this year - spend your major events budget elsewhere.

‘Most humble person’: Greg Norman heaps praise on Mali adelaidenow.com.au/news/south-aus…

@elonmusk Pretty fucking dumb thing to post when a shooting has just happened. What a dumbass.

Amazing that some people still think the news is real 😂

Green won’t get another selection. Dudes woeful #AUSvsWI

@SallyLawry @BasilZempilas @9NewsPerth @GenoveseMichael Because when it’s going up against a major event in the ratings so they decided to put a random journalist on as the presenter for the evening, it’s going to get smashed. It’s pretty easy to figure out dude.

I need to make absolutely clear the conversation I had with @9NewsPerth reporter @GenoveseMichael today is being reported totally incorrectly. Before today's press conference Michael and I were talking about how presenting the news when a big sporting event is on at the same time means a small audience will watch the news. I then say to Michael words to the effect "are you reading the news tonight?" He says yes and I say "the tennis is on tonight isn't it?" He then says "the women's final" And I then say referring to reading the news against that broadcast "it's like the reserves then". Reading the news against the tennis was what I was referring to as "being the reserves". Not the tennis. I can not make that any clearer or be any more emphatic. It is totally disingenuous and flat out wrong to suggest otherwise and I will not be accused of having said something I did not say. I am certain Michael will verify this.

TikTok’s Hottest 100. You’ve got to fucking kidding me. This shit is number 1? #Hottest100

@_mattdaemon_ Not the Packers. Love. That was some real first season stupidity right there.

Packers, you had one job and you choke the last minute. 🙄 #GBvsSF

What the fuck Jordan Love?! Why would you throw that?! #GBvsSF

Warner scoring runs like this is a 5 day test. Thunder should’ve won this by a mile. #BBL13

Marnus doing the team thing and costing Brisbane 4 runs by sliding straight in to his team mate in the outfield. Sigh. #BBL13

Errrrr. When they rolled through that stumping, the bat was clearly NOT down. How the hell can Warner get 6 chances. #AUSvPAK

Ah for fks sake. Why did Khawaja have to be the one out for a duck. Wrong bloke! #AUSvPAK

@alpsa @AshtonHurn Uhoh… someone forgot who caused this mess in the first place again…

Hey @AshtonHurn this morning you forgot to mention how the SA Liberals hired corporate liquidators KordaMentha to run parts of our health system cutting nurses, beds and hundreds of millions of $$ from the Heath system.

I’ve had vindaloo’s that haven’t gone through me as quickly as Australia is going through Pakistan right now… #AUSvPAK @FoxCricket

Na na na na, Na na na na, Heeee-eeeey, Goodbye 👋🏽👋🏽 #AUSvsPAK

Isa: “Don’t you want a climax?” 30 seconds of silence. Kerry: “I do, but not from Marcus Stoinis” #BBL13 #StrikersvStars

@dominos you are taking the absolute piss. You call THAT a slice of a LARGE pizza?!

What. The hell. #AUSvsPAK #BoxingDayTest

I thought the rule was you have to come off once the artificial light takes over? Which it VERY clearly has based on the four shadows. #AUSvPAK #BoxingDayTest

Brisbane Broncos with the biggest NRL Grand Final choke of all time. Literally. Far out. #NRLGF