Matt

@SkyGroup have you updated your voice command on sky glass since this morning? When I ask “play virgin river on Netflix” I now get this:

@SkyGroup could you please explain the purpose of the voice controls on the Sky Glass when it is unable to navigate the profile selector that ALL STREAMING SERVICES HAVE! Our remote has suddenly stopped working (kudos on build quality there) and now we can’t use the tv

@MCRMetrolink @OfficialTfGM If trams have to wait can they do so at tram stops with the doors open? If you hadn’t noticed it’s quite hot and you’ve got people fainting and being sick on your trams because you’re holding them hostage in glass sweat boxes.

@dadwroteaporno I’m getting strong glee team at the Petra vibes from this... youtube.com/watch?v=CdERHg…

@IKEAUKSupport Will you be getting more stock of your lovely GLADELIG range of crockery in the new year??

@nosuchthing In episode 330 @JamesHarkin claims there are 2000 calories in 8 Big Macs. Google says there are 250 calories in 100g of Big Mac. Does James get special tapas Big Macs??

@Deliveroo so apparently the app is down; please cancel my order that is apparent coming at 12:30. I don’t know if that’s am or pm but I don’t want it and can’t get any information on what’s going on.

My latest article published by @TDataScience.

Fed up of lockdown? I created some simulations of how diseases spread and show how effective the UK's current policies could be at reducing infections. towardsdatascience.com/how-effective-… #datavisualisation #datascience #coronavirus #modelling #mathematics #covid19

Creating Stakeholder Friendly Dot Plots by @mattscrooks buff.ly/2Vgnrcb

@MCRMetrolink Are trams running from east didsbury yet?

@McDonalds if you offer 4 sauces with 20 nuggets providing 0 is not within the margin of error. Train your staff to count to 4, it’s not hard!

Is @tommytntfury⁩ actually an unrecognised mathematical genius? #LoveIsland link.medium.com/vQWcWtjDOX

@Medium the linking of medium series on social media seems a bit quirky. There doesn’t seem to be a link to the app without having to go through the App Store. Am I missing something?

The answer the question “what is a 560 degree head spin”: it’s not what everyone thinks it is!! #loveisland  link.medium.com/ZvkUYYrPNX

Anton trying to figure out what he said wrong #LoveIsland

@RyanairFlights flight status: FR4052 Manchester to Faro, you know what you’ve done

here’s a graph of the relationship between @ryanair flight delay time and the number of police sent to defuse the situation

@ryanair apologies, the police strippergrams have boosted moral no end!

@dailymailuk @ryanair