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@joe_walker @rustyrockets That’s how it ends for most that start poking around religion. Just remember to keep an open mind and open mouth when on your knees before your Lord.

@rustyrockets I thought I was so smart and had the universe figured out… until I tried to piece it all together rationally. I read The Bible to prove it wrong. I ended up on my knees 🙏🏻

Why I Wear A Cross! I'm interested to hear what YOU think, let me know.

@elonmusk @MatthewDR @Tesla Where’s the Bear Jew when you need him?

@MatthewDR @Tesla Exactly!

Hey peeps, I hate to break it to you but @elonmusk is not a Nazi and buying a @Tesla neither makes you antisemitic nor an endorser of all of Elon’s ideals. Elon has Jewish heritage and his goal of world peace is well documented. If you drive a Ford, VW, Porsche, etc., you’re also not endorsing the founders of those companies.

@grahamallen Due to this, redneck right wingers will continue to feel more alienated and less represented in the products available. And “woke” companies will thrive.

@grahamallen Don’t believe it if you don’t want to. What companies like Bud Light have learned from the boycotts is that you shouldn’t let the redneck right wingers be the majority share of your customer base, as they will turn on you in a heartbeat for the dumbest reasons.

This is called propaganda!!!

@Airbnb Cool. Now do surprise and deductions from host payouts without explanation or warning, for guest complaints

🌴we know surprise chores on vacation aren’t the vibe. ✔️now you can see checkout instructions on the listing page before you book.

@ianmiles Looks perfect for you. When do you leave?

This is Russia a day after the failed mutiny. No Pride flags or drag queens in sight, either.

@Pmgraham86 They likely will be the cheapest. But they need to be the cheapest and somehow offer something in every vehicle category imaginable in order to really upset the auto market. I am not anti-Tesla or EV. Just don’t see complete dominance.

@mattwillliams1 Tesla will be the cheapest

The Tesla Cybertruck will absolutely FK up the automotive industry for good. $TSLA

@Pmgraham86 It’s great growth for Tesla but it’s not like they created a shape shifting car that works for everyone and is cheaper than alternatives.

@mattwillliams1 Read

@Pmgraham86 So Tesla growth because of cyber truck is going collapse the auto industry?5.6% of auto sales were EVs in US in 2023. 64% of those EV sales were Tesla. So that’s like 3.8% market share. If doubles with CT, that’s 7.8% of the market. How is that fckn the automotive industry?

@SawyerMerritt Well that’s not very bulletproof, is it?

Confirmed: Front Cybertruck windows do roll down all the way

@theliamnissan Sponge Brain Square Head is at it again.

@ashlee_leeee @theliamnissan Not true. Kevin threatened to have the producers killed if they said yes. It’s all over reputable internets, lame stream media is trying to hide it. Word is he liked to be under the news desk during her show. We thought she was always drunk but she was actually stoned on orgasms.

@theliamnissan You are a damn liar. The producer was asked by two other producers if they were having an affair and she responded, “no.”

@PatrickEugene9 @theliamnissan She just changed it to notpassword.

@theliamnissan I guarantee her wi-fi password is password

@JeffreyMDaniels @RonFilipkowski But it’s worked for them for over a century. It’s all they have.

This is true. When you decide to use a Hitler quote at the top of your newsletter, you may get criticized. The horror.

A well deserved RICO conviction will allow an honest DOJ to seize the Delaware mansion, as well as everything the Biden Crime Family purchased with the money they received from extortion, bribery, money laundering and more yet to come.

@ksorbs Did you just learn that?

Repeating a lie doesn’t make it truth.

@theliamnissan Could you please begin your Bongino tweets with today’s date, followed by your statement? This is the Bongino way.

@AlCappuccinoIT No debates. Just a world’s strongest old man competition.

@AlCappuccinoIT The only obvious solution to this is to have Schwarzenegger run as a republican challenger.

I always vote for the candidate who can do the most reps, even if that person is certifiably crazy.