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Matt, Wort Wizard
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Matt, Wort Wizard
@mattwortwizard
Brewer Laureate. Warrior Poet. Lifestyle Brand.
Katılım Ekim 2009
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@BeardedBlevins Maybe Larkin isn't the guy to build around cause he'd be 2c on 30 teams and 3c on at least 10?
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@BeardedBlevins Wings won't win it till they ditch yzerman. We're on year 8 of the yzerplan and nothing has happened? Can we be honest now that he was bailed out by Cooper and his forward core and wasn't a great gm?
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There wasn’t a move that would’ve won this team a title. Maybe there is this offseason but I’m way more disappointed with the Lions and Wings and Tigers for that matter for not going “all in”
PistonsThoughts@PistonsThoughts
Trajan Langdon completely failed this team this season In a WIDE open East he decided not to improve this roster at the trade deadline to evaluate this team We didn’t learn anything new this playoffs that we didn’t already know in January. We knew every exact flaw
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just found out darth maul was 22 years old in the phantom menace wtf man he shouldve been at the clubbb 😔😔
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Please be kind to your mother today when she asks the waiter at brunch no fewer than 5 absolutely insane questions
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@MelbaofNM I was just assuming it was the channel "lockpicking lawyer" who is a he, my bad for the assumption!
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@mattwortwizard Excuse me no one said the attorney is a man
Anyways no he merely has a “misspent youth”
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We’re having a bonding event tomorrow. I’ve suggested it would be good for bonding if the attorney who knows how to pick locks teaches the rest of us how. I will be bringing a padlock with me tomorrow in anticipation of this being approved.
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Nor have they been calling for the head of Ross Colton who had similar big hits. They just want the Avs star player injured for infractions they made up in their head because they were looking for the thinnest excuse to sate their bloodlust against him.
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Seeing Wild fans melt down about Nathan MacKinnon making 2 clean shoulder to shoulder hits against puck carriers has been really eye opening. I haven't seen anyone saying the wild should go after Lehkonen, who actually boarded someone,
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"Nichuschkin puts the dagger in the coffin" may have been mixing your metaphors there EJ @6ErikJohnson
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What was in McKinnon's gluten free wheaties this morning?
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@kingbolby Did you watch an Ohio State game the last 2 dls3asons? They wouldn't shut up about it lol. It probably played better his freshman season when geno was playing well.
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DeVorcee At'torrnee.
Alabama
Stephen L. Miller@redsteeze
Patriots are going to take a Divorce Attorney with this pick.
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@DarioinDenver But Mack was the one who embellished lol...
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Yeah, that's not interference. That's Kopitar clipping the net and acting like he got shot in the lower back.
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That's a weak embellishment call. Dude got cross checked in the back and fell over. Meanwhile last game panarin clutches at his leg after a tap on the pad from burns. What are we doing here?
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Judges just decided the new place i work makes the second best west coast ipa in the world and I think that's pretty cool.
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This psycho hits caps lock every time he needs to capitalize a letter
Drew Livingstone@ProducerDrew_
People who hold down the SHIFT key to capitalize letters... what's wrong with you?
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Imagining a 50 year old who still has to get his older brother to buy him cigs
Pop Crave@PopCrave
The UK has passed the Tobacco and Vapes Bill, banning anyone born after January 1, 2009 from ever purchasing tobacco products.
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