Golden Guillotine Boy

@ConorShack Me at the Chinese buffet rn

dudes be like fuckkk this is my favorite meat and carbohydrate

Hanging out around ******** makes me very glad I **** ***** ******* and unfortunately gives me a sense of superiority

Every day before I start the show I yell “I hope my wire fighting team is reaaaaaady” into the talkback

We watched goldmember last night

Can’t wait to use my tour money irresponsibly and buy another guitar

@ConorShack Off day, show day, Toronto day 1am bus call back to Buffalo for another off day 🔫

@mattyanko666 I’d kill myself with a gun how did this happen to you

Basically living in Buffalo the next four days probably going to lose my mind

Brutal

Frankie is my favorite drummer

just friends podcast new episode :-) hehehe we talk to Bart from @momjeansca and @mattyanko666 who is on tour with @FreeThrowEmo right now!!!! open.spotify.com/episode/20jK39…

Why does Baltimore soundstage smell like a goddamned toilet

I look good these days ngl

Tfw when the crowd sings two beers in 4 bars early every single night

It’s good for you

Sometimes when you’re on tour you just gotta crawl into your bunk, close the curtain, and fucking sob like a baby a little bit

Sometimes you kiss your bros for the content

Ok if an uber driver makes 3 full grown men sit in the back seat of a sedan instead of letting someone sit in the front for 7 minutes they don’t deserve a tip

I have a controversial opinion….

We need NA 40s

Gonna eat 2 burritos today