matt lamond

@jurassicfibre I'm back up and running, Yeovil, Somerset.

@NoContextJMatip When you step on Lego and try not to shout

@DTcustsupport hey any ideas why I can't reverse my Coutinho transfer? I put it in this morning but now it's locked in! #justmyluck

@dreamteamfc any ideas why I can't reverse my Coutinho transfer? I only put it in this morning! #injury #justmyluck #don'tletmedown

@paddypower Shaun Wright-Phillips #PaddyChristmas

@paddypower David James #PaddyChristmas

@paddypower it's got to be Jan Molby #PaddyChristmas

@paddypower john arne riise #PaddyChristmas

@paddypower Edgar Davids #PaddyChristmas

Deadline is 7.45pm. Full rules attached. #PaddyPPileup

@PPOffers Silva to score first for Man City #PaddyPPileup

@paddypower bit of Sakho like #Paninipileup

Champions! I just guided K fc to 1st place in League D2 football-chairman.com

More success! I just guided K fc to play-off glory in League D1 football-chairman.com

Champions! I just guided K fc to 1st place in Non-League C football-chairman.com

@PierceBrosnan what accent are you trying to do in No Escape?Because you are British are you not? You sound stupid though#problemswithPierce

"@MidFingerEmojii: Fuck you 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕"#fuckyouall #yesimgivingupsmokingandimstressed

Wow #Ashes #4thTest

Nearly here 👋

Cheers pal...set me right up..!