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Girls don’t like boys, girls like Callum Dobson. 💚 📸 @Jarmstrong93 #HowayBlyth 🟢⚪️

Dobson 200 Wood 10 Ashcroft 10 Simpson 10 Vaulks 10 Stirland 10 Joisce 10 Dudgeon 20 Taylor 10 Paul Van 20 Foalle 20 Dobson flag 100 Pieface 20 Uggs 20 Guru's new chant 20 Telly on tick 10 Blackett's burgers 0 Blyth spartini 0 Rock the casbah 100 Admission 0 Masons brace yourself

It's matchday @Blyth_Spartans

Today’s challenge is… go 2 minutes without playing a hospital ball under no pressure in the middle of the park #nufc

Plenty Estrella, cheers thanks bye

Pope saves this, Pope saves that. Pope also sprints 40 yards out his box 20 seconds in the second half and loses a foot race against a 36 year old. Look at the 5 players stood like spare pricks watching the ball drop in the net from the player none of them decided to mark

Malick Thiaw - 30 million British Sterling

Get used to seeing him sitting on his arse fellas, with that wet paper groin of his 🐀🐀

IF YOU’RE LOOKING FOR A STRIKER WE’VE GOT JUST THE ANSWER NICK WOLTEMADE 6 FOOT 6 HE COME FROM STUTTGART TEARS DEFENDERS APART NICK WOLTEMADE

alexander isak i’m afraid you’re gonna have to stick that in your pipe and smerkkkk it 🐀

howe watching the reserves training with isak for the first time in september

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

needed semenyo to channel his inner adebayor with his celebration there and absolute hurl it towards the disabled section

@whosthedaddyiam needs to get on the blower to merson and get on the CBD to level himself out

@mattylp1 He needs to lay of the testosterone supps 🤣🤣

gerwyn price top 3 wind up merchants of all time

the man can put on a show mind

@NCL_Uncovered @scottthompsonnn

A Geordie electrician gets called out to a pub in Ashington. He asks the landlord, "Where's the mains?" "Doon there next to the lasses'", says the landlord.

the powerhouse queue at 3am