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@Al_R2408 @MenInBlazers Pfff…The Bruno pass is the one

@MenInBlazers @mattyread89

That Rashford pass from this angle 🔥

@Al_R2408 Wheyyyy No Rashford! 😆

Pickford Walker Stones Maguire Gomez Rice Bellingham Saka Foden Gordon Kane

@Al_R2408 🔮

Predicting a peak Klopp u-turn

@DeadlineDayLive @MailSport Is this a joke?

🚨 Aaron Wan-Bissaka is the latest player to refuse to leave Man United. ❌ The defender joins McTominey and Maguire in preferring to sit on his bumper contract rather than leave in search of regular first-team football. 💰 (Source: @MailSport)

@historyinmemes Hey my names Troy Hurtibise, welcome to jackass

In 1996, a Canadian inventor named Troy Hurtubise created this metal suit of amour to enable him to take on and fight off a grizzly bear

@TerrifyingNatur Shhhit… be after my job next 😟

They are evolving...

@StoolFootball Must be on the beers off air on paramount 🍻

Unbelievable viewing. twitter.com/MP24MP42/statu…

#mufc could be without Bruno Fernandes, Marcus Rashford, Luke Shaw, Lisandro Martinez and Raphaël Varane for the second leg against Sevilla 😥

Fred has scored just as many goals as Chelsea since November. 🤯 Fred: 6 Chelsea: 6

@StarterIm @UtdFaithfuls Yyyyyyup

Lisandro Martinez appreciation tweet 👏 Unlocked the game for Man Utd with his line-breaking passes from deep positions while bringing calmness and composure to our defence. OUR BUTCHER ❤️

@talkSPORT But they still happen often now, just doesn’t get covered by the media 🙄

🤷‍♂️ “Everything starts, begins and ends with the team’s performance.” 🔰 “Utd fans will say they were protesting a long time before success dwindled.” Simon Jordan isn’t surprised to be hearing less #GlazersOut protests from #MUFC fans, with the team doing well.

@bryansgunn @davewids9 @benbuk1986

It’s part and parcel of the game

@UtdFaithfuls That’s right Marcus download that shit, download it right up in there 🫡

@nqatpod @niistweets How does it not? 😂 United fan by the way, up the fucking reds

@niistweets doesn't matter

Goal obviously not offside. Didn’t touch ball, no impact on defender, didn’t impede opponent, so can’t be offside. It’s not about affecting the play. Pundits and City players don’t like it but it’s not even a point of debate.

@davewids9 @TomBenn1991 @IsItTrue_false @ArronOwen 😂

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First Dates

@IsItTrue_false @davewids9 That wasn’t the glass shattering, that was his nerves 😭

@IsItTrue_false @davewids9 it’s here

PHILIP PART 2

@IsItTrue_false @davewids9 Yusss!

@davewids9 @mattyread89 Tomorrow 👍

PHILIP!

@davewids9 @IsItTrue_false 😂 we need the milkshake one

@IsItTrue_false @mattyread89

@SmnLlyd5 Very piggish

Cobra bombs for the King’s Speech