matty | chrissy hofbeck updates

@philosophysux Exactly 😔 anti capitalism riseeeee

@mattysversion workplace more like the prisonplace

Buying tickets to see COBRAH in Philly before I've purchased travel tickets or even looked for accommodations in the city

@philosophysux my workplace disagrees to my detriment

@mattysversion do not submit to capitalist conceptions of quantitative time.

@philosophysux if it wasn’t on a fucking random tuesday

@mattysversion come with

@jackiewaspushed who r u calling out

oh to have a gay guy apartment with sexually explicit decor

@DPD_ anyone that stans your body deserves my coin

@mattysversion yay!!!!

imagine these speakers playing Christina Aguilera’s “Your Body”

@TheRealChrissyH can u be on every season

@whitenobletiger @TDIjulia @definitelybromo Exactly

@TDIjulia @definitelybromo Natalie White in the back 😍

me when i’m the best survivor winners

@TDIjulia @delicatewillows Natalie white sandwich

monday tuesday Thursday wednesday friday sunday saturday

@_FromTheIsland @etnow oh natalie white get ready to go

👀 Mike White says there will be a 'couple' Survivor contestants featured on White Lotus 4, but he still has to let them know (Via: @etnow)

@Dilapidavid What if im bad at it. humiliating

ok fine: who wants to teach me how to play tennis this summer

@ohiojesustwink Madame x truther!!!!

Decided on a Madonna ranking

@mattysversion No. My first name is mine.

why isnt lillian morris on #survivor50

@TheBigBroTea christian SUCKS and the locals need to wake up

Mike White says he hasn’t seen or talked to Christian since Survivor ended. He says Christian has not tried to reach out to him either. Mike says he overestimated his friendship with Christian, but after Christian held a viewing party for the latest episode, Mike wonders if they were ever friends at all. Mike also thinks Christian was annoyed that Mike and Angelina were cast on Survivor 50 at all #survivor50

@TheRealChrissyH speaking of things that only apply to men would you ever want to be referred to as hofbeck

Many Purple Kellys over the years but rarely Purple Kevins 🤔🤔 #Survivor I KNOW THERE WAS NOT A KEVIN WITH PURPLE HAIR ITS AN OBSERVATION

@TheRealChrissyH end those useless men!!!