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All tweets written by me will now be signed off with "mh". All other tweets will be written by Ophelia, the rat that lives under my chef hat and controls my every move. mh

mais fotos do meu gatinho estrela

ever seen a rat fishing for peas

I’m doing things with my gut microbiome that you’ve never even heard of.

@nofinersteiner My thoughts are that I love you. I don’t need to see the albums to know this.

anyone have any thoughts about who i am based on what i listened to this week

Kind of immune to schizophrenia because I could see a grey alien shopping at Dollarama and not really care. Not even remotely my problem

I want that fable on my desk, AESOP!

Just found $40 in #MyJorts!

Which came first, dolls or people?

@nofinersteiner He moves like a statue animated by a benevolent wizard.

Coachella Day 1 set notes

Fish out of water??? Uummm involve me..🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻

“forgive & forget” WRONG!! SAW BATHROOM!!! 🌀🛁🩸🧩🚽🪚🌀🩸🧩🚽🪚🌀🩸🧩🚽🪚🌀🛁🩸🧩🚽🪚🌀🛁🩸🧩🚽🪚🌀🛁🩸🧩🚽🪚

Fool Moon tomorrow, your risk of being spiritually pranked is heightened!

crowd at slayyyter album release dj set in brooklyn top 5 worst experiences of my life and i had cancer

IF THERE'S A SCREEN, SAW WILL BE SEEN

@angieoverhere When nobody’s got you, I’ve got you.

@maudeify I thought of it after being informed who this is and nobody laughed

Bethany Frankelsteins monster ( the skinny marg)

3 sets of kissing the mirror 4 sets of genuine smiles Loving yourself till failure

My best tip for anyone trying to get back into reading is to remember that you can read books to avoid other responsibilities in your life, and it can become a vice if you play your cards right.

Hey does anyone else feel sad when they can’t hang out with their friends? Perhaps just me?