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Videojuegos, tecnología, política y chistes malos.
Mexico Katılım Mart 2010
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vegans are cooked
All day Astronomy@forallcurious
🚨: For the first time, we are observing plants breathe in real time.
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Nunca odiamos lo suficiente a los pinches taxistas del aeropuerto.
Azteca Noticias@AztecaNoticias
🚨 Alerta en el AICM Taxistas amenazan con bloquear los accesos a las Terminales 1 y 2 del Aeropuerto Internacional de la Ciudad de México este miércoles 11 de marzo desde las 9:00 am, lo que podría generar caos para pasajeros. aztecanoticias.info/4sFf1YR
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Ninguna cantidad de evidencia logra convencer a un idiota
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"Qué bueno que Sheinbaum le declaró la guerra a los narcos, no como Calderón que le declaró la guerra a los narcos".
– Todos los chairos hoy
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Proteger al mundo de la devastación
Unir a los pueblos dentro de nuestra nación
Denunciar a los males de la verdad y el amor
Y extender nuestro reino hasta las estrellas
Ingrid@iingridrod
QUÉ MIERDA QUIEREN LOS HOMBRES!!!?????
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RIP
Rock Feed 🎸@RockFeedNet
BREAKING: 3 Doors Down have announced the passing of their founder, lead singer, and songwriter Brad Arnold, who died peacefully in his sleep on Saturday, February 7, at the age of 47 following a battle with cancer. Arnold was a founding member and a defining voice of early 2000s mainstream rock, best known for writing the band’s breakthrough hit “Kryptonite” at just 15 years old. His songwriting helped shape a generation, blending emotional honesty with radio-defining rock anthems. He is survived by his wife Jennifer and family. The band and family have asked for privacy during this difficult time. 🖤 Rest in peace, Brad Arnold. Your music and legacy will live on. #3doorsdown
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He will live in forever in this masterpiece
Rock Feed 🎸@RockFeedNet
BREAKING: 3 Doors Down have announced the passing of their founder, lead singer, and songwriter Brad Arnold, who died peacefully in his sleep on Saturday, February 7, at the age of 47 following a battle with cancer. Arnold was a founding member and a defining voice of early 2000s mainstream rock, best known for writing the band’s breakthrough hit “Kryptonite” at just 15 years old. His songwriting helped shape a generation, blending emotional honesty with radio-defining rock anthems. He is survived by his wife Jennifer and family. The band and family have asked for privacy during this difficult time. 🖤 Rest in peace, Brad Arnold. Your music and legacy will live on. #3doorsdown
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It took me about 4 days of marriage to figure out why men are upset when their wives refuse sex because they’re “not in the mood”.
It’s not because men are selfish.
It’s because men spend their entire day doing things they’re “not in the mood for.”
He was not in the mood to…
Wake up early
Work overtime
Wash their truck
Lift heavy weights
Manage the finances
Please every customer
Train the new guy at work
Argue with their boss (again)
Fix the leaky faucet at midnight
Mow the lawn in the blazing heat
Deal with the insurance company
…and yet he did it all without complaining.
Then he asks her for one thing (sex) and she rejects him because she’s “not in the mood.”
That’s bullsh*t.
🤠@heavensbvnny
what opinion about sex will have you like this
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