Holden Caulfield

@Joshua_Mikel @WalkingDead_AMC @TheWalkingDead bae 😍😍😍 I got a thing for assholes 🤷🏻‍♀️

I've been rewatching all the Friday the 13th movies in order. And they all cause me so much anxiety 😳

I'm a little pissed that I'm going to get kicked off my dads health insurance policy. So don't talk to me for the next 4 years. Thnx.

Never stop punching Nazis.

@realDonaldTrump fuck you.

I haven't tweeted in about a year, hi!

@_hybridstigmata the struggle

Me

Should I call off work sgain

Sorry for ranting but I'm having an emotional break right now. I don't understand anything

I'm sadistic and controlling because I asked you to come to Kilroys and join me. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT MAKE ANY SENSE.

@eyedontlikeu dude yes

Good to know I can digest this

Bad picture, but some drunk dude smashed a parked car in front of my house and is doing a field sobriety test rn

Dads fixing my tire!!!

@mawwly and I have to pee

I got a flat fucking tire at 52nd and College I'm so pissed

God I'm so bad at parallel parking it's almost embarrassing

I really wish I didn't squander away my Xanax prescription.

@eyedontlikeu yeah well that would be okay if I was good looking enough to even do that