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@AvonandsomerRob My local does a kids box with 4 fresh cod bites, chips and a side for £4.50. We just all get them instead and it is more than enough for an adult

My local Chippy is charging £18.50 for a large Haddock, Chips & mushy peas. Are you cutting down your visits to the chippy on Fridays, or switching out the fish for a sausage or pie to save cash?

@nmaddo @MichaelJohnCh11 @JamieGilo Seen that clip from years ago of him and Souness nearly scrapping on the pitch. Who would win out of those two Maddo?

@MichaelJohnCh11 @JamieGilo Made my debut for Saints at Wimbledon away (Plough Lane) Jones, Wise, Fashanu. Walked out of the tunnel and Jimmy said let’s get into these🤣What a player and what a man❤️#COYR

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@GraemeBandeira Warm summers day sat outside, first pint.

My top five favourite pints: 1. Airport pint. Out of office on. The first of the holiday 🍺 2. Balcony pint on holiday while Mrs Bandy gets ready. Take yer time luv 🍺 3. Hotel bar pint while you “get your bearings” 🍺 4. Sunday pint with the dog 🍺 5. Train pint or can 🍺

@smithhmackenzie Love a drink but even a couple now give me terrible hanganixety the next day. I mostly avoid but do love a whiskey or a glass wine, cold beer on a warm day.

I get asked a lot why I don’t drink It's because I don't see the point It's not enjoyable, it's empty calories, and I end up feeling like shit My sleep, training, and productivity will be impacted There's just no value to me personally Anyone else relate to this?

@millwalljdb As somebody from Boro, that maybe the first time Middlesbrough, all booked up has been said before! Even Judith Chalmers retired before a trip to Boro!

Middlesbrough all booked up.....cant wait....altho my train ride up north is costing more than my flight to frankfurt this weekend!

@bushontheradio Eat with some sliced apple to add some sweetness

About to eat a whole pack of beetroot. Your thoughts on this please.

@SkySportsNews Champo needs to follow this.

BREAKING: The Premier League extend £30 cap on away tickets for another two seasons 🚨

@BritishBastardX Whilst I think he would use any lever he could to stay in power, this is too much of a reach.

🚨 Rumours are circulating that Kier Starmer could enforce a national lockdown over the recent case's of meningitis! Which would mean that he could cancel the May elections, He will do anything to stay in power! This man is truely an evil dictator that is hell bent on breaking every last chance of saving our country and the freedoms that we once enjoyed.

@PolitlcsUK @KevinASchofield "Prime Minister, tea or coffee?" ​Starmer: "I’m glad you asked that. The British people are tired of the gimmicks and sticking plasters we’ve seen over the last fourteen years. When it comes to hot drinks, what we need is a serious, long-term plan for national refreshment."

🚨 NEW: The Government held a COBRA meeting about the situation in the Middle East this morning [@KevinASchofield]

@Hepworthclare They should put it up. Got to find some ways of making sure nobody misses out on their benefit payments.

Kemi. Sweetie. As the PM told you - in repeated responses to your repeated question #PMQs It remains frozen until Sept - when it will be reviewed. Do you have a hearing problem? Or are you just plain dumb ?

@A_J_Snowden @KemiBadenoch His lack of answers doesn't just damage Labour it seriously damages parliament as a whole and backs the general view that most MPs are self-serving and want to ride the gravy train for as long as they can. It was a good question but it makes the whole of PMQs a pointless charade.

What is Starmer scared of? What is he hiding on Mandleson? I’m sick of listening to Starmer’s pre-scripted drivel masquerading as answers at #PMQs We know the answer to the question @KemiBadenoch asked him 6 times, he just doesn’t want to say it. So I called him out for it.

@DPJHodges Mandy lied to me he said but its clear he didn't ask him the questions he should have and let one of his staff do it, hence the refusal to give a straight answer as he would've misled parliament.

This is ridiculous now. The Speaker should intervene. Starmer literally refusing to answer.

@90sfootball Had some trials as a schoolboy at Everton and got to train for an hour or two with the big man, Gerry Peyton and Peter Bonnetti. He didnt half train hard and was a good guy in that brief encounter. No training kit given so proudly wore my Boro GK shirt!

Neville Southall was such an underrated goalie! 🧤

@BBCTees Head down Parly Rd.

What are your thoughts on this? 🤔💭

@GBPolitcs The nation should be out in the streets protesting if this is even mentioned in the commons but we'll all just roll over and accept it.

🚨NEW: The state pension age could be raised to 75 due to UK's birth rate decline

@_jonnyb1 He'd be in if Kim thought he was good enough. He's said that if players do well in training they'll get a chance. He's barely had a sniff so looks as though Kim doesn't fancy him.

Intrigued as to why this has been seen as a “bad take” when I’m just looking at it from his perspective and not give an opinion🤔

@LaurenT66200260 The worst part of an away game, been nearby the phantom farter! I was nearby one at Brum recently and it was shocking. Stunk the back of the stand out.

Whoever's farting in the fratton end please go to the toilet smells like somethings crawled up ur arse and died

@Benjaminbloom PNE out of it do you think? Decent gap but dropping fast.

Survival FORM - Last 6 Games Oxford 1️⃣1️⃣ pts Charlton 9️⃣ pts Portsmouth 7️⃣ pts Blackburn 7️⃣ pts West Brom 6️⃣ pts Leicester 6️⃣ pts Who’s going down? #OUFC #CAFC #Pompey #Rovers #WBA #LCFC

@realrikkidoolan Grew up not far from there 30 years back and its sad what it has become. It was never affluent but was always clean and tidy. Started to go south in the late 90s/early 00 but the changes in the last 10/15 years have been fast paced and not for the better.

My hometown of Middlesbrough has been absolutely transformed by the evil of mass immigration. The town centre in the space of 20 years has became predominantly foreign. Foreign occupants, foreign languages, foreign shops. Local culture has all but vanished. It’s not right.

@PompeyTom83 Definitely discounting PNE? They are dropping like a stone and play teams down there.

Impossible to predict which Two are gonna drop, Unless you support one of them then you just know its your club that’s dropping 😬