salvador parton

went to her House but I got the Eck bc she had a Latta shit on her floor

oh !

9 year anniversary of first date with my ex and first one since we broke up. let’s watch before sunrise that’ll cheer me up 😃

real heads know duralex makes any glass you’ll ever need

sometimes it’s just u and ur blackout curtains against the world…

@landsrad yesssssss and she’s still getting used to that feeling

she has the body language of a girl who finally feels comfortable in herself

probably the biggest compliment someone can give you on you hair is “what did you tell the hairdresser?”

honey we’re having guests tonight, get out the good coasters

times I have been told I look like Marnie Girls by a twink in the dalston superstore smoking area in the last couple months: 3

when your nonbinary friend always does what people tell them to call that SOC 2 Compliant

I think I’ve been oversharing at work without realizing it bc we were talking about movies and I mentioned that I am a tenet apologist and my 23yo straight guy coworker was immediately like “that’s just because it has Robert Pattinson in it” I was gagged frankly

so this is how I find out they’re interviewing people for my job 🙄 great

saw the most frighteningly beautiful man on the overground today he looked just like the guy who does the planet money tiktoks

@Minifarmthena lying about being straight to try to sleep with a doll is so evil lol

Just saw the guy who said he was 99% straight walk into this cafe holding his boyfriends hand lol

just realized my hairdresser didn’t post a picture of me am I chopped is it over

first date question ideas: do you have a favorite article of clothing are you obsessed with anything at the moment if you fancy someone who doesn’t dress well does it kill your attraction to them tell me about the first time you remember feeling ashamed

he just found out there is no democracy in any love relation, only mercy! he’s MAD!

to whoever found the half full pack of camel blues I somehow dropped on the floor at unfold, you’re welcome and I hate you

ex made me an amicable breakup playlist but she included the original version of forever by fletcher and not the sophie remix so unfortunately she will be being canceled for being transphobic :/

forget 3 martini lunch today I had a 3 oomf walk (ran into 2 different oomfs while walking to go meet a third)

@Minifarmthena no yeah this is also ideal

@max_headgame what about your glasses store playing grimes

hair salon playing charli wuthering heights score laser tech playing calvin harris. which, might I say, are exactly the respective vibes I’m looking for in my hair salon and my laser tech