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@znmeb @TaliaRinger You have soft hands booooooy

Boyfriend [programming]: I love strongly typed languages Me [programming languages professor]: no, you love statically typed languages Boyfriend: OK true you are right ✓

If @duolingo sold separate courses that covered curse words and insults, they would make BILLIONS

@lghtbody @KTLA Why not fit an extra boot in your mouth?

If approved, minimum wage for these workers would increase by almost $10 per hour. ktla.com/news/local-new…

@TallyWhak3r @SpartaJustice @elonmusk Gayyyyyyyy

Blaze Your Glory!!

Tell the bud tender I'll have what he's having, please

I'm so glad that I only seek validation from a few people that don't give a fuck about me, instead of seeking validation from tons of people who don't give a fuck about me

@nicolexmichele Site has turned to garbage. Just complete bullshit fills my feed now

If I could only see funny shit on here I would be on all the time but y’all be negative af and disgusting as hell. I get turned off so quick. We aren’t meant to see so many dumbass opinions like this all at once lmao

@nicolexmichele Respectfully

I hate hearing people complain incessantly like I’m sorry you’re just gonna have to get tf over it

Living on the edge. Constantly edging life.

Oh and one more thing: If you die in vision pro, you die in real life

I like cars as much as the next guy, but that's a lot of liability you got going at 70mph

@meghaverma_art FYI, putting "intellectuals" in quotes doesn't set you apart from other "intellectuals." Your pedantry is so bothersome--and for such a contrived notion that "altruism is mental illness" Go touch some grass, homie

Godless Modern “intellectuals” call this altruism: self destruction to help someone who can give you nothing back. By their estimation, every healthy person who is not going to the hospital right now to give up their eyes, kidneys, etc to people who need them is morally deficient

People who donate their organs to strangers, while they are healthy, are mentally ill. I don’t mean this tongue in cheek, I mean it literally. They need serious psychological intervention. Self mutilation for an imagined sense of morality is not psychologically healthy behaviour.

There's nothing like the smell of a paper bag that once had a sandwich in it

@timClicks Yayaml

Let's play "anger a software developer in 10 words or less": The world needs a new config language

I don't see the big deal about someone else changing their gender. Why does it affect some people so damn much?? Are they gay or something???

@nicolexmichele Wow. Goosebumps. Definitely a voice for Ariel. This was honestly one of my favorite songs as a kid--and movies. Such a conversational but evoking and climactic melody.

She’s perfect 🥹

@WannaBeReece Can't wait to hire you!!!

Just realized ℹ️ isn't an upside down exclamation point

Chattin with my bitch on MS Teams