Christopher Hutchman
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@ChipotleTweets Please improve your location in Dresher, PA. By far one of the worst.
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Jalen Hurts threw the ball into triple coverage on the last play of the game so the City of Philadelphia didn’t have to suffer the sheer agony of watching Kevin Patullo call another offensive play for their beloved Birds…forever.
Not all heroes wear capes.
#FlyEaglesFly
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AJ and KP can share an Uber ride to the airport. Disgusted.
Upset, but it’s always…#FlyEaglesFly
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@RSherman_25 Bro says the same thing every Eagles fan has said all season and acts like it’s a hot take
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I’ve walked the earth for many decades now with a top 3 Black name. 2026 is where it stops! White Tyrone’s all over the globe!!!
Hoops Crave@HoopsCrave
First baby born in 2026 in Utah has been named Tyrone
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So @AlaskaAir, we voluntarily check our bags & this is what my daughter’s bag looks like when it comes off the carousel? At least the woman at your airport office was (not so) kind enough to just tell us to use a hair dryer on it & when we asked her name she says, “Alaska Air” 😡

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Hilarious that McDermott openly opposes and votes against the tush push, then runs it to score both TDs against the Eagles, and blatantly false starts on the 2nd one and it doesn’t get called.
What a JABRONI!!!
#FlyEaglesFly
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Calendar says 2025, but it sure feels like 2023. FML.
#FlyEaglesFly #FireKP
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Gipson’s access card to the building needs to be deactivated immediately!
#FlyEaglesFly
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@MidMajorMatt Gipson’s access card to the building needs to be deactivated immediately
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RT if your team 8-2 and in first place of the conference #Eagles
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Guys come here just so they can retire as Eagles.
All kidding aside, hope all turns out well for him. Get right.
B/R Gridiron@brgridiron
Jaire Alexander has informed the team he is stepping away from football to focus on getting himself right physically and mentally, per @JayGlazer Philly traded for Alexander from Baltimore before the trade deadline but never played
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Not sure why all my socials are trying to convince me that James Franklin is a modern day Mother Theresa.
James Franklin: Good Dude
James Franklin: Bad Big Game Coach
Both things can be true.
#WeAre
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“Excuse me sir, could you direct me to the early playoff exit?”
“Sure, it’s that way.”
#Phillies #RedOctober #FML

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Don’t let, actually, LET the doorknob hit you.
You may hit baseballs (rarely) to feed your family, but you certainly don’t run to feed them. Slow ass! x.com/johnstolnis/st…
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