max is coachellaing ✨️

when tomodachi life comes out i will make everyone who wants to be in my little town

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The Kyoto Aquarium in Japan keeps a wall-sized flowchart tracking the romantic relationships, breakups, and drama between their penguins. They update it every year. Red hearts mean couples. Blue broken hearts mean it’s over. Purple lines with question marks mean it’s complicated. Yellow means friendship. Green means enemies. One female penguin reportedly ended six relationships in a single year. The comment under her photo, translated from Japanese, described her as “basically demonic.” Another penguin was caught dating someone 17 years older who also turned out to be their great aunt. And penguins who get broken up with sometimes refuse to eat. Apparently the staff say wing-flapping means flirting, grooming each other means it’s official, and if a penguin steals another penguin’s egg… well, it’s exactly what it looks like.

'Hi 𝗛𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘀𝗻𝗼𝗯𝗶𝗲𝘁𝘆!' Get a sneak peek as 𝗹𝗼𝘄𝘀𝗰𝗮𝗽𝗲 prepares for their Week 1 #𝗖𝗼𝗮𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗹𝗹𝗮 performance styled by 𝗘𝘀𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝗞𝗶𝗺. 👖⛓️🤠🏜️