Max Grandison

RPUFC veterans are in search of a new home ground for 2023/24 campaign in @HellenicLeague Vets league. Wednesday night preferred but home games can also be played Tues or Thurs. Great opportunity for a club in Reading/Berks/South Oxfordshire area to get some extra income 💷

@AdieDurrant1 @CoxCox44 @th1763 @CarolannG_85 Been waiting so long the restaurant has closed down!

@maxgrandison @CoxCox44 @th1763 @CarolannG_85 Has it arrived yet?

@CoxCox44 @th1763 @CarolannG_85 Where the hell is this Thai 9?!

@secondmentions Must be by total weight of fruit, which is still surprising. If it’s by number of individual fruits that’s insane!

Who knew watermelons were so popular? Fun *and* informative. Good second mention.

.@sainsburys really disappointing service on delivery tonight. 9 items undelivered, realised as I was unpacking and called customer services seconds after the driver left. Was told all drivers from store (Calcot) were back and finished for evening despite store being 20 mins away

@_youhadonejob1 There will be blood

@sid_lambert Recorded this on VHS, marked the sleeve: ‘Holland v Czech Republic, best game of all time’. It’s still in the loft somewhere

FORGOTTEN GOAL: Milan Baros vs Holland #OnThisDay at Euro 2004. Look at that chest control from Big Jan Koller. Assist heaven.

@Loafnico So much respect if you didn’t have to Google George Francis

I think Maggie Gyllenhaal is a total babe but here she looks like Robot Wars legend George Francis

@secondmentions Belly Button Anniversaries

⁦@wackaging⁩ #wackaging

Beauty and the Beast 2 Beauty 2 Beast Beauty and the Beast:Tokyo Drift

FILM IDEA. Planet of the Apes but with chickens. I'm calling it Chicken Of The Apes.

Yes.

"Yes. It's an extender!" (Via @willriley100)

[throws grenade into enemy trench] Me: shit, give that back. That was an avocado

This is my favourite exchange of Trump's presidency.

“Where are you from?” “Frome” “Sorry - where are you frome?”