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my OC, Saskia!! (she hates her job) 🎨: @/yamakajipixiv.bsky.social ^^^go support the artist; she's amazing!!! ❤️

@planefrotting i just laughed so hard i drooled omfg

i was watching old dan hentschel videos but his eyebrows kinda scare me now... he looks more like himself without them

@planefrotting mewing toilet fr

@OmgItsDestNoWay this is beautiful

I am an artist from Xitter and this is my Miyabi drawing

Really innovative and cool that they're letting you toggle it off

@lillianemallow yaaaay the ears are back!!! yaay ☺️

peekaboo!!!!!!!!!!!!! eeeheheehe ur so silly ur so silly

oooooooohhh

@wokegooning pretty good return tbh

@wokegooning investing at 29 likes. this is good

@isaacturnersong you're onto something with this Isaac

How about a church like building but people go there once a week to learn about a new type of animal or something

I was doing like an advanced kind of joke where it isnt funny

@NorthernIion_LP it's made of sugar

how do lawyers not cry when they argue

@lilygangsta i had coffee for breakfast and baby carrots for lunch. i'm on track to win the day

a girl will face many battles in her life but the greatest battle she will ever fight is between herself and her ability to eat 3 meals a day

@eternalclassic_ genuinely such a beautiful voice omg

@lilygangsta imagine you get jousted off your horse and the entire stadium LAUGHS at you... holyyyy 100 gorillion dollar idea

they should make medieval times but with only lady knights and they choose women from the audience to "defeat in combat",, and im also a knight and um, the other knights r stronger than me and they choose ppl from the audience to, defeat me and , they call me a cute lil knight an

all ive ever wanted to be was W goons

@Catsillyness all 3 minutes of life

@lilygangsta I'm not just real — I'm the real deal 😎

im so happy that nothing on my phone or computer is real . its nice knowing that none of u exist and im the only real person using this app

@lilygangsta oh not the double text... 😔

@KarivDrawz she's not quite on tempo

@Lispy_Dipshit ur build is actually so op in this meta

whenever transphobes start losing it in my quote tweets it feels like i have that one tank perk in MMOs where you absorb a percentage of the damage your team takes