Max Lakin

Knicks are undefeated when Larry Gagosian is in attendance

Metta is the perfect choice for head coach of the @nyknicks . Since 1999 this was suppose to happen. I’ve never ran from the city. When all the top players left NYC because it was hard , I went to @StJohnsBBall . I wanted to be drafted by the Knicks, I seemed to be the only one un-afraid of the city. I’m built to challenge the city. I’m the number one guy for the job. And I have 360degree experience.

I want every bit of the smoke in NYC. I’m 100% in and ready to HEAD COACH the great @nyknicks . Queens bred. Dominated my Highschool era. Three championship at the Rucker and never lost one at Rucker. 3 Championships at the real Gershwin when there was no security. Lots more on the NYC front. Had a Knick practice shirt and short on at the 1999 draft. NBA accolades speak for themselves. I basically locked up tons of hall of famers. Sorry. But light work. Metta is ready for the city. #thecityismine

@yessscers Got to break my policy of not engaging with burner accounts made by weird guys devoted to teams they started following 12 hours ago to commend you for recognizing the pacers are too embarrassing to root for under your government name. Stand up work

@maxlakin Lmao so true! Abu Dhabi is a much more ethical and swag sponsor! Maybe Kith can make some Kincks/Abu merch that will excite you in the offseason

Losing to a team that wears QR codes on their jerseys…I feel sick

god is absent in this place

I love all my fellow New Yorkers except the Brooklyn bloggers pulling for the pacers as a kind of weird bit

So nothing else happening in this city that they have the time for all this huh

What is it about the Pacers’ unmitigated uncoolness that makes New York City transplants comfortable rooting against the home team in public? Humiliating

This Pacers team has exposed a crises-level corniness hidden in plain sight

Haliburton’s skittering two-step around the line is highly discomforting to watch. Like a rodent death dance

I don’t think it’s a coincidence that Haliburton shares a name with a corrupt multinational oil fracking corporation

I hope the bad energy teens on a school field trip who yelled “Celtics in 7” at me today enjoy their bus ride back to Quincy

@earlboykins They’ve got five all stars they’ll be ok

Don't really want the Knicks to win like this. That was sad, man.

Chalamet curse broken!

Playing “Award Tour” over a slo-mo Tatum three? That’s depraved.

Luring Boston into a 20 point lead for the second time and playing only one quarter of coherent offense….Tom Thibodeau possesses a most dangerous basketball mind

The Boston Celtics play unethical basketball and Joe Mazzulla’s god punished them for it

It is immoral to let a visiting team lose in a building called “Little Caesars Arena” and the refs correctly recognized that

You’re trying to incite interborough warfare when the Knicks are opening with a revenge game at the garden? Act right!