Matchabae Max

@tinashtray Is that my brother joe?

if someone did this for me i would never take it off. wear that shit till it smells RIPE. stains and all. i will ROT in it; bask in the oils i’ve secreted onto this piece of flesh and bones my significant other has sacrificed to me

@JAL_Official_jp Whats the deal with Japan Airlines #4 flying from Tokyo to JFK diverted to Dulles in DC. Please advise a 777 full of people are stranded.

@priceline So I've been on hold for 1:24 minutes due to a technical issue on your website.

@TryCaviar ... will it even be edible after this long? Five minutes...

@jclements43 I swear it was Spider-Man with wings...

Much love to big dawg @PasqualeRotella for dropping "SWITCH" on the new episode of #NightOwlRadio! 🙏🏻 Check it out→insom.co/NightOwlRadio0…

🐻 Japan Hexagonians 🐻 #Rilakkuma

My first show of the year was sick! Big love from Japan 🇯🇵 Can't wait to rock out with all of you in 2017 🙏🏻

@jclements43 so would a cheesecake

@jclements43 where is the cheesecake in China?

@jclements43 you're vile and you should be banned from twatter.

@jclements43 = Donald Trump

Derek loves Zeke as much as I love 🍌's. Who else loves puppies and fruits?

I don't think I need to eat till next thanksgiving #stuffed

@SunshineSkitten @chavezzslovakia @pyewpyewpyew mango?

@_gytr_ haha it's the rice my mom cooks

@priceline it gets better y'all system is down and now I have to deal with these flight issues... awesome

@_gytr_ but do you live the #bananalyfe?

@priceline what's up with the website... can't book my flights, do I get a discount now or should I switch to @Expedia?