Max Salty

Why are celebs always looking sooo fucking bad on boats and how the hell are people always getting pics of it

@hyinns youtube.com/watch?v=5shX3Y…

are there really calm eurovision songs like saudade, saudade

Hi just needed to brag that I dreamt I was mini golfing with the Spice Girls

@lrain0000 Uncharted Territories

help me name my record and you’ll get free entrance to every L’Rain show until I’m 50.

@mr_goodtweet 69

You need a certain stage presence to be catholic

Getting nostalgic for worse and worse things

@proseluvr Memoirs of a Midget by Walter de la Mare

i need someone to recommend me extremely underrated novels that are incredible but have probably been read by only you and two other people

@jzux en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Recursive…

we are losing the art of falling down wikipedia rabbit holes. can everyone please send their favorite weird wikipedia page

I don’t wanna see 2 to 3 people, sitting in a tiny room, all with microphones, EVER!!

Not to be dramatic but I dreamt that my friends killed my dog and then gaslit me about it

This guy lookalike contest. Right outside my window please. Every night at the stroke of midnight.

A lot of queer people lead Italian lives

Hey, the common loon called. Yeah, it was hauntingly beautiful

First thing that comes up when you search "i hate myself" on Netflix is... Young Sheldon!

Some days you just wanna scare everyone by posting about self-empowerment…

All of a sudden 100% of my Instagram ads went from photos of overpriced sweaters to text that says: “Create your unique trauma profile now” / “Discover the link between self-loathing and paralysis” / “Sign-up for our repressed memory recovery workshop is free”

Imagine me pole vaulting to “Clocks” by Coldplay. Now look down at your arm. You have chills.

Kinda wild how the song of the summer is Len’s “Steal My Sunshine” for a 26th consecutive year.

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