max smith

@LiamStewartWFC Maybe they should concentrate on not bottling the league instead of throwing arrows

Bit of me that

The last time a Villa squad was gathered around a phone on the pitch, they were waiting to see if they had avoided relegation from the Premier League in 2020. Five years later, Champions League last 16. #AVFC

@Reece1406 @FootyHumour Swear that’s Mrs spine

@FootyHumour @maxsmith5602 your bird?

Your standard Aston Villa fan:

@LiamStewartWFC @Reece1406 @murphystanacc No comment

@maxsmith5602 @Reece1406 @murphystanacc

Bonnie blue had more fans through her gates in 24 hours then top of league two are willing to take to fleetwood town

@LiamStewartWFC @Reece1406 @murphystanacc We all know why I loved Notts county away and it certainly wasn’t the game

@maxsmith5602 @Reece1406 @murphystanacc Max please shut up, you loved Notts County away

@Reece1406 @murphystanacc I wouldn’t judge who goes ya games seems like you need to take anything you can get. Ya only known because of the m6

@maxsmith5602 @murphystanacc Yeah bro you wear a Screwfix hat to an away game, behave😘

Christian Benteke is not who you think he is. The narrative says he’s ‘just another journeyman’, the numbers have him down as a Premier League icon. 🧵THREAD

Inject it #safc

*Jhon Durán shoots in 2024* The ball:

@MrPJLinton @academyavfc Maybe you should spend money on sorting that terrible trim out before anything else

A huge thank you to all volunteers who spent their matchday distributing cards and to all participants for showing the red card to fan exploitation. A credit to our club. 💜 #StopExploitingLoyalty

@uncs37 u better play today only reason I’ve come to this game!

@BWoodhams @tom_av94 @AV1874_Ben @WyeLewis @academyavfc @WeAreTheFSA @J_Tanswell @MatKendrick @mjmarr_star @HeartOfTheHolte @The1874Podcast @VillaAnalytics But remember let’s all buy season tickets next season @AV1874_Ben

@maxsmith5602 @tom_av94 @AV1874_Ben @WyeLewis @academyavfc @WeAreTheFSA @J_Tanswell @MatKendrick @mjmarr_star @HeartOfTheHolte @The1874Podcast @VillaAnalytics You’ve forced that one, not your best work, enjoy your night max

We can confirm our eagerly-anticipated plans for action opposing the disgraceful Champions League ticket pricing structure announced by the club ahead of the home match against Everton. Join us in letting the club know it is time to stop exploiting loyalty.

@BWoodhams @tom_av94 @AV1874_Ben @WyeLewis @academyavfc @WeAreTheFSA @J_Tanswell @MatKendrick @mjmarr_star @HeartOfTheHolte @The1874Podcast @VillaAnalytics I’ve had you there like Portsmouth had me I’ll take a even record tonight

@tom_av94 @AV1874_Ben @BWoodhams @WyeLewis @academyavfc @WeAreTheFSA @J_Tanswell @MatKendrick @mjmarr_star @HeartOfTheHolte @The1874Podcast @VillaAnalytics FairPlay I respect that made me laugh u can have the win this time Portsmouth

@maxsmith5602 @AV1874_Ben @BWoodhams @WyeLewis @academyavfc @WeAreTheFSA @J_Tanswell @MatKendrick @mjmarr_star @HeartOfTheHolte @The1874Podcast @VillaAnalytics I mean I know you’re not the sharpest tool In the box but I didn’t realise I’d be conversing with a child predator too😤 #MaxSmithLikes5YearOlds

@BWoodhams @tom_av94 @AV1874_Ben @WyeLewis @academyavfc @WeAreTheFSA @J_Tanswell @MatKendrick @mjmarr_star @HeartOfTheHolte @The1874Podcast @VillaAnalytics Tbf I’d rather not speak to another girl ever again if it meant Heathrow forehead would get off my screen

@maxsmith5602 @tom_av94 @AV1874_Ben @WyeLewis @academyavfc @WeAreTheFSA @J_Tanswell @MatKendrick @mjmarr_star @HeartOfTheHolte @The1874Podcast @VillaAnalytics Max, when you find a girl with low enough standards to even make eye contact with you in the street then you can’t start talking about other people’s partners. Bet you wouldn’t even walk up to a girl and say hello you ferret. Fuck off

@BWoodhams @tom_av94 @AV1874_Ben @WyeLewis @academyavfc @WeAreTheFSA @J_Tanswell @MatKendrick @mjmarr_star @HeartOfTheHolte @The1874Podcast @VillaAnalytics Ya looking at my profile picture to much maybe there’s something you are hiding👀 also tell ya Mrs beavo called he wants his teeth back

@maxsmith5602 @tom_av94 @AV1874_Ben @WyeLewis @academyavfc @WeAreTheFSA @J_Tanswell @MatKendrick @mjmarr_star @HeartOfTheHolte @The1874Podcast @VillaAnalytics And you have to include women in the background of your profile picture to convince your mates you ain’t gay

@BWoodhams @tom_av94 @AV1874_Ben @WyeLewis @academyavfc @WeAreTheFSA @J_Tanswell @MatKendrick @mjmarr_star @HeartOfTheHolte @The1874Podcast @VillaAnalytics Ya nose has a steeper incline than Mount Everest

@maxsmith5602 @tom_av94 @AV1874_Ben @WyeLewis @academyavfc @WeAreTheFSA @J_Tanswell @MatKendrick @mjmarr_star @HeartOfTheHolte @The1874Podcast @VillaAnalytics Rich from you max, you do a tie like a kid who gets bullied at the scouts

@tom_av94 @AV1874_Ben @BWoodhams @WyeLewis @academyavfc @WeAreTheFSA @J_Tanswell @MatKendrick @mjmarr_star @HeartOfTheHolte @The1874Podcast @VillaAnalytics I’ve seen chimps wear better clothes than that pathetic excuse of a suit

@maxsmith5602 @AV1874_Ben @BWoodhams @WyeLewis @academyavfc @WeAreTheFSA @J_Tanswell @MatKendrick @mjmarr_star @HeartOfTheHolte @The1874Podcast @VillaAnalytics There is 171,476 words in the English language and that’s the best you could come up with? I recon the chimps at Twycross could of came up with something more intelligent

@tom_av94 @AV1874_Ben @BWoodhams @WyeLewis @academyavfc @WeAreTheFSA @J_Tanswell @MatKendrick @mjmarr_star @HeartOfTheHolte @The1874Podcast @VillaAnalytics Fuck off back to Portsmouth Tom

@AV1874_Ben @BWoodhams @WyeLewis @academyavfc @WeAreTheFSA @J_Tanswell @MatKendrick @mjmarr_star @HeartOfTheHolte @The1874Podcast @VillaAnalytics Nor is your season ticket, if you don’t want to pay for a ticket cause of the price then stop crying and don’t go to the game. I don’t agree with the ticket pricing either but it all goes into the greater good of the club