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timothée chalamet skipped the met gala to attend a knicks game.

Breaking: Detroit ace and two-time reigning AL Cy Young Award winner Tarik Skubal will undergo surgery to remove loose bodies in his left elbow, manager A.J. Hinch said. Hinch did not give a timetable for Skubal's return, but procedures typically sideline players for two to three months.

All you need to save our republic is to have 200k conservative Floridians move to Rhode Island and Delaware (100k for each state) and we get 7 electoral votes and 4 Senators

David Allan Coe has passed away at the age of 86. According to multiple reports, he died around 5pm ET today (Wed, April 29) in the hospital. No official cause of death has been released at this time.

Сегодня я узнал, что… Солист группы Jamiroquai Джей Кей в своё время расстался с Вайноной Райдер, потому что у актрисы была слишком большая грудь и она очень часто хотела заниматься сексом. Вот цитата из интервью 20-летней давности: «У неё просто огромная грудь — больше, чем кажется на экране. У неё была привычка вечно затаскивать меня в постель. Это выматывало». В комментариях под постом, откуда я взял фотки, шутят, что это буквально похоже на подобную фразу: «Официант, мой стейк слишком сочный и вкусный, сделайте с этим что-нибудь!»

DEATH BY ORAL SEX. Former French President Félix Faure suffered a fatal stroke while receiving oral sex from his mistress. It must have been a strange sight for the staff of the Élysée Palace. When they rushed over, their president was lying on a sofa while a young woman hurriedly put on her last few clothes. The woman was Marguerite Steinheil. That's how she became famous unintentionally. Marguerite was no stranger to Parisian society. The daughter of a wealthy family, she married the son of an even wealthier family. Through her husband, she met the French president in 1897 and shortly thereafter became his mistress. On February 16, 1899, Marguerite visited the president again. Whatever she did with her mouth was apparently too much for Faure. He suffered a stroke and died a few hours later. Marguerite was initially shocked, then became famous and eventually had further relationships with influential men of her time.