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Matt 马特

Matt 马特

@maxui

Unfuck yourself. Be who you were before all that shit happened that dimmed your fucking light.

Katılım Nisan 2007
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Matt 马特
Matt 马特@maxui·
I just gave a homeless person R10. The lady behind me shouts HE'S JUST GOING TO USE THAT FOR DRUGS! So I decided to confront him.. Cos I wanna know where to get drugs for R10.
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Maximum atheist
Maximum atheist@Maximumatheist·
Wouldn’t it be nice if it wasn’t just a children’s fairytale and all the nut nuts disappeared all at once?
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Matt 马特
Matt 马特@maxui·
Literally EVERYONE was Kung Fu fighting
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captain depression@cpt_depression_·
My wife and I are getting a divorce because she likes slightly toasted burger or hotdog buns and I like them soft a d fresh.
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Matt 马特@maxui·
@hennie_booboo It's becoming prolific now. In schools and stores, literally everywhere.
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henniedebeer
henniedebeer@hennie_booboo·
Some of my favorite people are Swifties. I just disagree with their lifestyle. I don’t mind if they do it, I just wish they wouldn’t do it around me, ya know?
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Ryan Cummings
Ryan Cummings@Pol_Sec_Analyst·
Am I the only person noticing that there is a coordinated campaign to expand hateful and prejudicial attitudes to South Africa's Muslim community?
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Matt 马特
Matt 马特@maxui·
@La_PsyChiq This your first day here? 90% of X people are awful. Aside from us and our followers of course They are lovely😁
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Jessica ⚕
Jessica ⚕@La_PsyChiq·
So what'd I miss? Anyone awful 💀
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Matt 马特
Matt 马特@maxui·
Lisa, adrenochrome is a thing for sure but here's the rub. The elite child-harvesting immortality drug story is bullshit. It is chemistry being used as a prop for conspiracy mythology. The conspiracy claim makes no practical sense. If someone wanted adrenochrome, they would not need some bizarre horror-movie harvesting ritual. It can be made chemically from readily understood precursors in a lab. That alone undercuts the whole “elites need terrified children to harvest it” story.
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AnaBanana
AnaBanana@femalepencil·
My friend had a guy fly from France to see her, my cousin had a guy drive from East London to Jozi to see her and me??? I like a guy who won’t even make plans to see me when I’m in his city 🙃
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John van Rensburg
John van Rensburg@sparky_ct·
@femalepencil I had a fiancé (now ex) I flew to see in the states. found out she was banging a cast member of Jackass. hence the exness.
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The Duchess of Fish Hoek
The Duchess of Fish Hoek@Miss_Maharaj14·
I replied "okay" & I think that infuriated the guy even more, he said "enjoy your single life with cats." I said "okies." The worst part for me about this whole thing is that I am a dog person and not a cat person😭🤣😭 Anyways, I am reiterating, all this from a guy I never met
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The Duchess of Fish Hoek
The Duchess of Fish Hoek@Miss_Maharaj14·
Update: he said that I am a difficult woman with too many thoughts and opinions and he does not want ot be arguing with me. I did not even know we were in an argument🤣🤣🤣. All this from a man I chatted to for a few days and never met🤣🤣🤣
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Was chatting to a guy. He asked me how I am feeling. I told him that I am sick with a chest infection and that I am currently a snot fest. He said it was tmi and that it is not attractive to tell someone that who you are supposed to be flirting with 😂😭😂😭

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X Mayor of Durban
X Mayor of Durban@LuckyGordy·
Hope you have a good viper South Africa 😂
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The Duchess of Fish Hoek
The Duchess of Fish Hoek@Miss_Maharaj14·
Was chatting to a guy. He asked me how I am feeling. I told him that I am sick with a chest infection and that I am currently a snot fest. He said it was tmi and that it is not attractive to tell someone that who you are supposed to be flirting with 😂😭😂😭
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Matt 马特
Matt 马特@maxui·
Yet another successful father's day what no one has called me claiming to be my kid.
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Matt 马特@maxui·
@MillerStream You sir, should be the poster child for retroactive birth control
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Matt 马特
Matt 马特@maxui·
So last night was fun
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