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ok i am turning off notifications for this account, ily all but i was inactive anyway so

ive decided im going to get jacked. figured you all would want to know

@rv1vem3 DUDE

the question was “if you could only have three apps on your phone, which would you choose?”… which one of you was this

i didnt pay for them so idrc but thought yall should know

these things are not as good as the gerber ones btw

@lacesouI ily2! <3

@maxveggies ily

this is the vibe i’m channeling

spaghetti squash and jelly beans for dinner #yum

send help im getting urge to move to alaska after i graduate and teach in a remote village school again

@lacesouI it does slap i was making it in my dorm kitchen allll the time

@maxveggies it’s giving elevated dining hall and that is a compliment /gen

i demand mealspo i regret not planning this week lmao

@lacesouI damn lmao

@maxveggies i do not 😭😭 and also i don’t have any bc college but i greatly greatly appreciate u

every day i get closer to my ambitions of being kurt russell in the thing (1982)

for me every tuesday is fat tuesday

@lacesouI farm boy should not approach me with his parents and younger brother when im at work if he doesn’t want to get fumbled

@maxveggies FLIRT NOW ?!!?? DO NOT FUMBLE FARM BOY

farm boys stay away until im allowed to flirt with you it isn’t fair otherwise

i keep seeing hot people at work this is awful

The Church Breqd

being lazy today because i have a 9 hour shift tomorrow but it feels baddddd