Maxwell

@CarsonDBell Subtweeting in your 30s is crazy. Grow up dude.

Endswell is waking tf up y’all 😈 announcement soon?????????? Maybe???? I guess you could say Endswell is woke?? POV Endswell is woke???????

"Is macready or childs The Thing at the end?" theorists are idiots. The answer is John Carpenter. It's in the poster. John Carpenter's The Thing. Dumbass

no millennial trope has broken more brains than "you don't owe anybody anything". an ignoble, selfish narcissism dressed up in therapy-speak about boundaries and self-care in order to give yourself a pass from treating other people with a basic level of care and respect

How it feels waiting for the new chainsaw man chapter

@EMWAY608 Stu you’ve played enough elder scrolls

Getting a brand new gaming laptop tomorrow, what game from 20+ years ago should I play on it first?

@lilspoonlouie No I hate seeing my baby boy grow up

is it cool with y’all if I turn 28 today 😩😮‍💨🫨

There is no leak, there is no new material. It’s all smash mouth and alien ant farm covers.

The right dropped the Second Amendment faster than the sniper dropped Charlie Kirk.

The soundtrack to the first Ace Attorney game got me throwing ass on a work night

@lilspoonlouie Proud of you Lou, I love u.

Started my first day of school today 🥲 super stoked to have the opportunity to pursue my second degree but damn I am gonna be 10x more busier than I already am 😭

Came to me during work

@Suburbanwastewi I could probably accurately do this challenge

It’s @maxwellbutrin

Screaming like Goku while jacking off

say some shit about endswell and it's on sight those are my dawgs

dvd stands for da video disc

i respect your opinion but i kinda think you should kill yourself

Defeater likes new Endswell confirmed omg