Dr May

Them people on threads be just as mean as yall on here 😭

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Dirty mirror pics

@iamtheFLYEST Any specific flavor? 👀

Try Touchdown Wings

I got beef with whoever started the lie that Atlanta has good wings

@ItsJonesii__Bby There’s hella good spots. You gotta ask the locals tho not the transplants

Miami need more food options im sick of these options

@Aries_Flame_ Oh that’s so disrespectful 😭

@may_ron_ That happened to me when I was learning how to cut my own hair. I was a bit self conscious about it, but I started thinking maybe it was okay…until the barber approached me. He started telling me how he could tell my barber fucked up my line up and cut some plugs in the back 😂

Why did a barber at the gym come up to me and hand me his business card? Didn’t approach a single other person but me💀 do I look like I need a cut that bad??

I don’t respect the “leave something here to hold the machine” culture at the gym. If you leave for more than 1 minute—I’m taking it. I got things to do.

@1Rylic Exactly!

If we can go to Chili’s, we can go anywhere Simple math.

Moody weather. Moody menace.

@God_isa_virgo Uh uh a chipotle chicken crisper is always gonna get me!

@may_ron_ Chilli's in 2010 did numbers for me. These days... I just can't

Call me basic but a Chili’s date is always gonna be top tier for me

Wedged fries are the worst type. Like why am I eating a quarter of the potatoe in one bite?

That first shower when you get home from a long trip hits so much better than those on the trip

@BDTRELILBROTHER Their cake is never worth it

I really hate I waisted my cheat day on nothing Bundt cake dead ass

I love folks getting fit but this time of year is unbearable with the crowds that always eventually dissipate

Can someone remind me when the “this is my year to be fit” crowd starts to weed out the gyms?