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Selling 3 tickets to all points east for Friday 22nd August #allpointseastfestival

this has me cryingggg

@DanMeadDesign Ah sorry it’s been sold!

@mayaalloyd Hello, is this still available?

Nationwide is giving its members 100 quid (!) which I'm choosing to believe is compensation for making us use those lame little card readers way after everyone else stopped using them

I didn't know Miss World was a thing still, but I've been watching how the French woman introduces herself for about half an hour

be fr rn

look what andrew t*te is doing to these men😭😭😭

@Emilycfoster1 Love to see it

@Y2JAKE1991 Yes!!!

@mayaalloyd Hi are these still available?

You can never ban abortion, you can only ban safe abortions. Read that again.

Hugh for PM

“He comes out like that all time” hahahaha this kills me everytime without fail🤣🤣

No because this is evil. I failed my English GCSE, failed 6/11, because I was going through it at 16. But I’ve now graduated my masters with a 1st. This will undoubtedly hit students from lower income families and from the most deprived areas who would need funding the most.

Never heard this one before

Psa if you’re due on your period this week you’re most likely going to peak fertility on Valentine’s Day, don’t let a 59p card and an M&S dine in for 2 ruin the next 18 summers 🤰🏼

Boris Johnson is a national distraction. He’s got to go. Agree? Add your name. action.labour.org.uk/page/97156/pet…

BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨 Refugees arriving in UK advised to carry tennis rackets to avoid anger from Nigel Farage and other right wingers.

BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨 Rates of poverty in the UK have fallen for the first time in 12 years as minimum wage workers across the country change their mindset. Source - @mollymaehague