Maya Gamer

Biggest strength: gets emotionally invested very quickly Biggest weakness: gets emotionally invested very quickly

ICE billboard, Palantir billboard. Weed billboard. Joumana.

Spring is a time for renewal and commitment (to wearing sunscreen diligently. For real this time. Like always)

Yeah looks about right

Evergreen tweet btw

@daniwohl DW+MG4EVER

Cancer and a Taurus but I think we might go really nice together

Btw the blueberry lemon poptart isn’t good so don’t even try it

Did the pitt steal that ending from Eva Victor

@daniwohl What a specimen

“Oh I didn’t know they were together” -Jayden about Lena Dunham and Jack Antonoff

Couldn’t wait to turn 15 then you blink and it’s been 10 years

Hope this helps

Chris Christie generously offers to prep Amanda and West for the reunion by playing the role of Andy, the lovebirds repay his kindness by infecting him with a near-fatal case of oversized Remi Wolf hoodie (headline suggestion for @TheOnion)

I’m being slow and intentional about how I use my energy reserves today because I will be up all night reading Famesick

not my house but i know my way around

@SophieEgno Feeling better now kitten?

West is at the game. Who is he rooting for can someone tell me

Babish should be the bachelor

@SophieEgno You could definitely go girl give us nothing

Yeah I love kalshi! The fiber and protein one in the berry flavor is a great filling start to my day

Pesach is my family’s purim (עד שלא ידע)