maybe: agnes

no cure straight edge die slow fuck you <3

@mathewsmarz YOURE SO EMPLOYABLE AND AMAZING THESE COLLEGES WOULD BE LUCKY TO EMPLOY YOU!!!!!!!

yup!!!!!!!!

the pure bliss of eating just a little bit of potato salad after coming home from a party

knowing this is forever in my medical chart is so funny to me

i would like to buy a house simply so i can have an actual piano!!!!!!! lord save me from keyboards!!!!!!!!

minnesota this time of year is kind of cool in the way that it’ll snow overnight, but then i’ll wake up + open all my windows because it’s 40°+ and sunny.

@splitendsmcgee THIS!!!!!!!!!!! stop getting dogs when you live in a fucking studio that is 300sqft!!!!!!!!

i understand rent is unlivable in america HOWEVER owning 2 large german shepherds while living in a one bedroom apartment is simply not ethical

kind of want to re-enter music academia + go back to my abandoned thesis, kind of would rather pull all my hair out…

@bothgoifriend on god, i’m getting season tickets again this summer and running that shit into the ground

Sheesh, who wants to go before they f it up?

@t0nypizzalov3r thank you angel the feeling is mutual 🫶🫶

@maybeagnes i would buy you anything you wanted.

at the club if you want to buy me a shirley temple or something!!!!

hey uhhhh just a reminder that the XXX in my bio is the straight edge kind and not the i do p*rn kind!!!!!!!!!!

@dietxcokewhore GOD NO PLEASE ITS WALKING DISTANCE FROM ME AND HAS VEGAN FOOD FUCK

today my boss kinda told me there is a not so small possibility the restaurant could go out of business by may 3rd

@goatmonty another banger tweet, goat

God created folk punk so we know who to avoid

good morning 🖤

man at my work said “happy valentine’s day my gorgeous shawty” so i’m actually doing okay.

anyways if you’re a bar or restaurant and half of your specialty NA options are thc/cbd, fuck you.

MORE SOBER SPACES AND SOBER/NA OPTIONS THAT ARENT JUST REDIRECTED TO THC/CBD AND MUSHROOMS!!!!!! WHY IS SO MUCH OF SOBRIETY CULTURE, SPACES, + OPTIONS GEARED TOWARDS ANOTHER FORM OF SUBSTANCE USE OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!

@gfunkforever thinking about the time i told a group of people i was sober + didn’t drink or smoke + their response was “OHHHHH so just psychedelics???” like HUH

@maybeagnes telling people i’m sober doesn’t even work anymore i still get a quiz lol