Grumpy Grandpa

When I still smoked, we had this spot around Garki marrket where we lit up. Myself, Fred, Leke & 'Vlad'. We were rolling up to smoke per usual one time when Leke suddenly said he felt wet all over like he had just taken a bath. He kept saying his shorts were soaked but we could-

@RajiORidwan @MrBadmos_

Honestly, I first dismissed the Twitter account of Amupitan as possible propaganda, but what I’m seeing from this platform’s FBIs has proved me wrong. Prof’s neutrality is very much questionable in the circumstances.

I won't be shocked to learn that Amupitan is an RCCG pastor.

This Abuleagba woman is so classless. So much money, yet so much stupidity. Tinubu just has a thing for picking “like minds” Just take a look at our economy, you see how “brilliant” they are 🤦🏼‍♀️

Go ask King Von.” Bro, King Von is dead, shot and killed by his ops. That’s not beef, that’s v!olence. “Go ask Vector.” Same Vector had beef with MI Abaga around 2019 or thereabouts, and they both roasted each other on their records. That’s what you call beef. If at every little provocation, your next resort is violence, you need to check yourself. Lastly, If you badly want that violent lifestyle, please relocate to America and spark up a beef with Quando Rondo. Reply to a diss with a diss. Stop calling for violence every time. Peace ✌🏼

Don’t look away. Because this is what Muslim men do to women. This is the “religion of peace” being peaceful. This is what all those western protesters are marching to support. And the UN just elected the Islamic regime to chair Women’s Rights 🤦🏼‍♂️

If Grok no comot hand from their neck, wetin go come make me comot hand? These dullards in the APC don’t know that you have to work extremely hard to delete digital footprints

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME 🎈🎈🎂🎂🎂 Today is my birthday… but my heart is heavy While I am grateful for life, I cannot celebrate fully knowing that so many lives around me are suffering Widows are crying Children have become orphans overnight Families are struggling just to survive but whatever be the situation, all thanks must be returned to God almighty. If you are led by God, support us to support those who are really in need of these help. This is a crowdfunding platform created for this mission and my own personal account details. Which ever is convenient for you to use, go ahead and may the good lord bless you abundantly. Amen oncrowdr.com/explore/c/rebu… Account Number: 2388744899 Bank: United Bank of Africa Account name: Ezekiel Dachomo

Since Peter Obi joined ADC, APC wants to use court cases to destroy opposition. They even went to a Magistrate Court in Gombe State 🤣🤣🤣

There are three ministries in Nigeria that, if they truly worked together, could make life easier for Nigerians while generating billions of dollars in revenue every year. But for that to happen, we need leaders who are willing to put Nigeria first. The three ministries are: 1. Federal Ministry of Transportation 2. Federal Ministry of Marine and Blue Economy 3. Federal Ministry of Art, Culture, Tourism, and Creative Economy These ministries control sectors that could make Nigeria feel like heaven on earth. Take tourism for example. Nigeria’s tourism industry contributes roughly $4–5 billion annually. Now compare that with the Philippines, where tourism generates close to $100 billion every year. Yet Nigeria has more cultural diversity, more festivals, a globally influential music industry, and one of the largest film industries in the world. Now look at the maritime sector. The Philippines earns roughly $16–25 billion annually from maritime and ocean industries. Nigeria earns about $6–8 billion. Yet Nigeria has the largest port economy in West Africa, massive oil shipping activity, a long Atlantic coastline, and one of the biggest consumer markets in Africa The opportunity is there… but corruption and poor coordination continue to slow progress. The last time I visited the Philippines, I traveled from Manila to Cebu, then to Bohol, and back to Manila on a Ro-Pax vessel. That journey made me imagine how transformative such a system could be in Nigeria. Nigeria has eight coastal states that touch the Atlantic Ocean: • Lagos State • Ogun State • Ondo State • Delta State • Bayelsa State • Rivers State • Akwa Ibom State • Cross River State In addition, several inland states are connected to the ocean through river systems flowing into the Niger Delta, including: • Anambra State • Edo State • Benue State • Niger State • Kogi State If Nigeria fully developed inland water transport, cargo and passengers could move by boat from inland states like Kogi, Anambra, and Benue to coastal cities. A Ro-Pax vessel earns from two main streams: • passenger tickets • vehicle and cargo transport (cars, buses, trucks) A typical medium Ro-Pax ferry carries: • 800–1000 passengers • 150–200 vehicles per trip Now imagine Nigeria building 10 major Ro-Pax routes across its rivers and coastline, operating about 20 vessels. Routes could include: • Onitsha to Port Harcourt • Warri to Lagos • Lokoja to Delta State Each vessel could generate tens of millions of dollars annually. Across the network, that is over $600 million in direct revenue every year. Once tourism, logistics, port activity, hotels, restaurants, and trade are factored in, the total economic value could exceed $2.4 billion annually. And guess what? With this, we have reduced pressure on highways, lower logistics costs, reduced congestion at airports, and created thousands of jobs. Countries like the Philippines and Norway use Ro-Pax ferry networks as national transport infrastructure. Now imagine Nigeria expanding that vision further. Imagine tourism and waterway agreements with other West African countries. • Lagos to Tema in Ghana • Benin Republic to Bonny Island • Coastal ferry routes across the Gulf of Guinea The opportunities are PLENTY. We have the resources. We have the geography. What we need is leadership that puts the country first. Because with the right vision and the right people in government, Nigeria can truly become heaven on earth. The funds we spend on presidential yachts, unnecessary renovations, or buying cars for judges, etc could build infrastructure that benefits millions of Nigerians. But we have leaders who are blind to this. Selfish leaders. Nigeria is supposed to be a 1st world country. The attached picture is what a ro-pax vessel looks like. It accommodates both passengers and cars/trucks, etc.

Where is your statement about this??? You are headed by a lying dotard. Which to be honest is quite fitting for the decrepit degenerate partisan politics apparatus in Pusha T’s pocket that you are.

WTF.. 😳🤯 Bia Odumodu Black. I hope you are not Mad? Where does my Tweet sound like I’m Talking about you? Did you even Read what I posted just before that. Pls Respect yourself. I AM NOT BIZZLE. I AM NOT BLAQ BONEZ, I AM NOT MI OR AQ. I am not your Mate In Age, RapTalent or Social Levels. I was popular and Had a reputation b4 You were Born. 1st time we met I was Hanging with Victor Osimhen… YOU CAME TO SAY HI with your crew and we all chilled. I have the video. IF ME AND YOU MEET FOR OUTSIDE WHO SUPPOSE GREET WHO NORMALLY? ABI YOU DEY MAD? I show everyone love in the industry. Iv supported and pushed your name for Many Paid show Bookings even at my Club and you know it. I was popular and Rich before you, and I will Be Popular and Rich after you Fall Off. Dont ever Insult me in your Life again. ACL has done enuf Damage to your Brain and your Career. Better rest b4 I put the final Nail in your Coffin. I don’t do all this una industry Spotify ChoChoCho. How TF did you just tour Canada & the US & ur Angry and Crashing out on X for the last few days. Cant you learn from Jeriq and YP? Aru Odikwa gi? Ó maka na ndi Mmadu Gbara gi nkiti? Google Me Well bro. I no be nice Pesin normally. I am not a soft Target. If I wan Insult You I go talk to you Direct. You never reach for me to throw Subs. Biko let this be the first and Last time. FINALLY, GO AND SEE A FUCKING THERAPIST. You are slowly running Mad, it’s even showing on your Face but You think say na Swag. You will thank me for this advice a few years from now. Shalom. 🙄🙄🤡🤡

In a desperate bid to protect the @inecnigeria Chairman, the @OfficialDSSNG might, any moment from now, act a small movie of parading someone as being behind the creation of a ‘fake’ twitter account in the name of the INEC Chairman. I know many of you might laugh this off but trust me, in a situation of total State Capture like we are in, every absurdity is possible. Let’s watch!

WHY AMUPITAN MUST RESIGN NOW. The recent revelation linking a pro-Bola Ahmed Tinubu tweet of 2023 to the Chairman of the Independent National Electoral Commission, Professor Amupitan, is not merely disturbing, it is a grave affront to the integrity of our electoral system. In a democracy, the umpire must be above suspicion. He must not only be independent, he must be seen, beyond any reasonable doubt, to be independent. That is the minimum standard required of anyone entrusted with the sacred duty of conducting free and fair elections. However, more troubling is the desperate attempt to tamper with digital records, to erase evidence of his previous partisanship. This is not a trivial matter. It is a calculated assault on truth and accountability. A man who manipulates records to save himself cannot be trusted to safeguard the mandate of millions. Over the past few days, it has been repeatedly revealed that Professor Amupitan, by his conduct, his utterances, and now by incontrovertible digital evidence, has fallen far below the standard expected of an electoral umpire. The referee cannot be running around in the shirt of one of the teams he’s supposed to officiate in a match. This is why Professor Amupitan must resign. Now. Anything less is an insult to the Nigerian people and a dangerous precedent for our democracy. Relying on this evidence, ADC will be updating our petitions to all relevant institutions, including to foreign governments and the Nigeria Bar Association, NBA. We will also renew and escalate our civil disobedience action until the INEC Chairman leaves office.

BREAKING: USA 🇺🇸 begins visa ban on religious freedom violators in Nigeria 🇳🇬

@KimDotcom Allah says no thanks. You get to watch the Jews and the Christians win instead.

I will never unite with this:

“Enough of complaining, I don involve.” -Nollywood Actor, Zubby Michael (Eze Ndi ara) declared today as he officially joined the ADC party at his hometown in Ozubulu, Anambra State.

JUST IMAGINE THIS: The INEC chairman tried to deny that the account @joashamupitan belonged to him. However Grok investigation has shown that the email used to open the account is also the exact email on the official CV of the INEC chairman. This is really a big national shame. In sane countries, this is grounds for resignation and public embarrassment.

Did INEC Chairman declare the Opay Account in his Asset Declaration? We shall meet in CCB Court.