michaela | never playfully teasing john again

I MADE JOHN MAYER AN IPAD BABY

@robertaahearn ooh shit i totally forgot about that, scary stuff!! I honestly thought it was someone just causing drama this time but I see the parallels. Will probably nudge reddit to check out what's going on

@mayermeaway the stalker from the 2019 D&C touring time period made similar claims across reddit and youtube...hopefully it isn't another situation like that

this page is active psychosis

@mayersbelief how's life episode with a fan is a BIG need for me

I feel like me and John could have a podcast about our mommy issues lol

john said to rest so thats what im doing this weekend he doesnt know that ive been sleepy since birth though

@mayersbelief omf not me having a brand aahhhhh ily ❤️❤️❤️❤️

@mayermeaway OMG LOVEEEE How have I never done this one before. Amazing contribution. It’s so you core❤️

My John Mayer comparison posts; a thread:

@mayersbelief i def recommend deleting, it will make you feel better and you cant be tempted to look / dwell on it as far as you are concerned, it never happened!!!

@mayermeaway Right?? No consideration whatsoever. I’d understand if I hadn’t told them anything, but I did. I don’t even think I’m gonna open it. At least not now. I just might delete the messages all together lol

Officially gonna kms lol I thought I’d get sad potentially seeing other people buy tickets to Crossroads, I didn’t think someone would send me theirs and tell me to get mine… I thought I was at a peace with it, but my mood getting worse when I saw this told me I’m not, yet.

@mayersbelief this is just cruel 😠

Mind you, this was a person who automatically assumed I was gonna be able to go, was surprised when I said I probably couldn’t and made it seem like an easy fix/solution even when I tried to explain to them why…then they send this today lol

@mayersbelief I get really stressed when I miss john being nearby so i totally get it :( im sure there will be another opportunity

Good Afternoon❤️I still feel kinda worried/sad about the whole John at Crossroads thing, but I know these feelings will get less heavy and pass. There’s still so much time, anything is possible and better opportunities can arise at any time. I just miss John so much🥲

@mayersbelief I would've gone with you if we knew what day he was playing/the set was a bit longer!!

Idk if any fav of mine has ever come here to do a festival. John just loves festivals lol. Maybe if I had a friend to go with, I’d be more inclined to go, but I don’t. I’d rather save my coins for John’s next tour though.

This is fun that it’s back in Texas, but I’m not a festival person and his set will probably be really short anyway. I wouldn’t have anyone to go with either lol. I’m still gonna have FOMO though because he’s gonna be 2 hours away from me and I’m not gonna be there🥲

john mayer: im reserving 2026 for album writing also john mayer:

johns first show of 2026!!!

take me back to 2023 when john mayer and i saw eachother more than our own parents

also tmz and page six and the like... leave him alone!! thanks!!!

hes back in LA! very short nyc stint but for paul mccartney i get it

@mayersbelief like I dont know what the name of those pants are but ik he packed them in every color

@mayermeaway Bonus: the ones he wore to the USC event

Well, it looks like there will be no working out for John while he’s in New York, thanks to his past self🤣 #LifeWithJohnMayer

@mayersbelief wouldn't read too much into it... this is the song that plays in the stadium when the mets win

What does “I’m back” imply?👀

OMG JOHN PLAYED NEW YORK GROOVE FOR THE 5PM CHECK-IN IN HONOR OF THE METS WIN YAYAYAYAY

john being at the mets today reminded me of this photo which I absolutely die for so fratty lol I love it like ahhhhh