Hairy

One should never postulate the existence of Santa Claus, with his arrival imminent.

Ara! Onara suru tsumori datta kedo, unchi ga dechatta. Yoroshiku Onegaishimasu.

Arigato. The lawn needs mowing.

Oyasumi nasai. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNbz47zdKR8&feature=player_embedded

@johncmayer Watashi no nihongo sugoi ja nai dewa arimasen desu.

I have been told that master john's head is quite large, an easy target.

I am learning to play soccer, so that I can aim and hit, master john's head. Henji wa ki ni shinaide ii desu. Where is Eunice?

Konya anata wa paatii o hirakou to shiteimasu ka?

Kattekita bakari no terebi ga sugu kowareteshimai, hara ga tattenaranakatta.

Kodomo wa itsumo okashi o tabetagarimasu.

What manner of nonsense is this? Get me out of this cabinet!

Kono pasokon no tsukai-kata wo shitte imasu ka?

Nihon-go wa wakari masen.

Kare wa nani wo shite imasu ka? What is a springed form?

@VannyDel Sore wa dou iu imi desu ka?

@Styla73 Karada no guai ga warui no desuga.

I am befuddled as to why Master John has asked me if I know where Albuquerque is. Pasokon wo tsukattemo iidesu ka?

Hajimemshite Yamada-san, Watashi wa Kirai desu. Ettooo, Nihongo wa nan nen o benkyou shimashitaka? Doozo yoroshiku.

@SugarBoobs Michi ni mayotte shimai mashita.

@VannyDel @BunnyEars Karada no guai ga warui no desuga.